I am liberal, both in politics and in my use of sea salt. I have the qualifications for Mensa, but the dignity not to join. My two-year-old niece can't look at me without dissolving into giggles. I can keep up with anyone, and I am rarely out-punned.
But then... running my hands through my own hair just isn't quite the same. And my passenger-side seat-heater feels neglected every now and then. So here's to all you fascinating good-hearted intelligent romantic adventurous individuals out there!
Incidentally, according to OKC's secret hidden algorithm, I might be:
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