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deepintheorchard

30 Los Angeles, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–37
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 6:47am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Fit
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Status
Open relationship
Type
Non-monogamous
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly), Italian (Poorly)
My self-summary
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Almost drowned off the coast of Belize due to incompetent seamanship, I rescued myself only to nearly die in an Indian desert expedition turned bizarre love triangle. I recently moved to LA because I was told it's quiet and safe. I believe I've been misled.
What I’m doing with my life
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Echocardiographing by day, writing at night? At least, that's the plan. Previous plans have involved goats, eighteen-wheelers, and rich children (though not at the same time).

Some people have fun writing. I'm happy for them. Actually, I HATE them. My creative process goes something like this: I discover I've somehow swallowed a tiger just in time to be fully horrified as it claws its way out of me, pivots deftly (you know how graceful cats can be), and devours what's left of my shredded corpse. Then the tiger sits down to write. But it can't write – it's a tiger.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
learning things nobody will pay me for doing (like goatherding or philosophy) and making the best of any situation, like boarding a boat and keeping my cool when I hear the captain introduce himself as Johann Sebastian Bach. I can't even blame him for sinking it since he wrote such beautiful arias.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My height and that I'm more sincere than this profile makes me seem.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music: Beirut, Sigur Rós, The Tallest Man on Earth, Sufjan Stevens, Sin Fang, The Knife, Max Richter, Django Reinhardt, Tom Waits, Leonard Cohen, The Smiths, classical music like this: bit.ly/3TvIXT (also: Beethoven, Stravinsky, Satie, Shostakovich)

Movies: Lost in Translation, Synecdoche New York, Brazil... and most movies directed by the Coen brothers, Wes Anderson, PT Anderson, Alejandro González Iñárritu, Stanley Kubrick, and Terrence Malick

Books: The Master and Margarita, Anna Karenina, The Brothers Karamazov, Super Sad True Love Story, Steppenwolf, Beyond Good and Evil, The Omnivore's Dilemma

Shows: Louie, Peep Show, Arrested Development

I love trying new foods but Indian food will always take pride of place because it almost killed me once, so I gotta respect that.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
stories with talking cats in them
blogs with sexy titles, but filled with horrifying economic data
getting lost in a neighborhood/park/museum
too many books
TNF receptor-IgG chimeric proteins
itsnotokokcupid.tumblr.com
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
whether the ceiling of my new apartment is going to cave in on me or if it just looks that way. And also about the nature of truth.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
going to LACMA then exploring the city
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Well, as I was walking down the street earlier this summer, some kids called me "snoopy" behind my back. Although I am, they would have no way of knowing this, so I assumed they were relating me to the cartoon beagle. Pejoratively, of course. Damn kids with their unclear slurs!

Were they remarking on the contrast between my white shirt and black slacks, so like Snoopy's white body and black ears? Or was it that I was walking rather lackadaisically, much in the manner Snoopy might walk when he's not asleep or hallucinating on top of his doghouse? Or was their comment completely devoid of semantic content?

Lost in these thoughts, I was then nearly hit by an ice cream truck as I crossed the street. Those kids must have loved that.
You should message me if
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you think nothing is a waste of time if the experience is used wisely

you're cool with the fact that I'm in a long-term open relationship and cool with polyamory generally