Public Service Announcement 1
I use profanity...a lot. You've been warned ;) And you see that list at the bottom right of users like me, yeah that list is bullshit. There is nobody like me, but me. The end.

Public Service Announcement 2
I don't know what it is about this site and web cam shows. But no I do not want to see your show nor I do not want a free pass. If it were that serious and I absolutely needed to see some virtual titties, I'd look at porn like everybody else. So if you plan on contacting me in hopes of me watching or rating some random bullshit show, keep moving. I'm not interested.

So, I'm Jacquess but you can figure out some shorter nickname since nobody calls me by my whole name anyway. I'm a pretty shy person probably because I was an only child, which is why I'm on the internet trying to meet people versus talking to random strangers who may want to stab me then throw me in the back of their Jeep. But seriously, I'm a laid back person that likes to have fun...with limited means of possible painful outcomes. Meaning I won't be skydiving with a plastic bag as a parachute, does seem fun if you ignore the whole prospect of death or at the very least multiple broken bones. I've been told I have a healthy sense of humor, as I'm very playful. I'm what people would consider a "nice guy", I'm a caring guy and I'll do anything I can to help a person...maybe. But for all the niceness and kindness I possess I'm also an asshole. No other way to say it. I'm nice until I'm not. Finished last enough times to say fuck it when I need to. But overall I'm pretty nice. I guess you could say I'm a nerd, I love knowledge. Anything I can learn I want to learn. I'm also pretty open minded, so I'll attempt just about anything. Excluding touching/eating slimey shit. Do NOT get down with slimey, crawly, stank, or otherwise nasty shit.

OH I'm also fucking ADDICTED to World of Warcraft, it's pretty sad.

I am also eternally married to Mary Jane, so if you don't like or at least tolerate her then we can't be friends, homies, acquaintances, neighbors, classmates, coworkers, booty calls, lovers...none of that shit. Hell I don't even want to think about you thinking about talking to me.

I smoke like fire.

Seeing as how we're all supposedly going to die in 2012 I'm currently just taking it one day at a time. Scientifically speaking, something is going to happen around this time. Do I think we're all gonna die? No. BUT I do not put it past some individuals that do believe the world is ending or don't and decide to set off a couple of nukes for good measure. People are stupid.

If we make it past 2012 I plan on resuming my educational career and finishing college. Till then I'm just working and living.

Sleeping. I have perfected it. I can sleep anywhere under any conditions. I could probably sleep on fire if I was determined enough, but I'm not. Video games, I'm a gamer so I better be.

Some would say I'm good at poetry. So I put a couple poems up in my journal. All but one are somewhat old though, haven't written in years.

But what I'm probably best at and most known for...by those that know me, is making people laugh/smile/happy. I'm a walking conduit of fun and humor.

My sense of humor, and probably my eyes.

Or if I have Mya with me (my dog) people see her long before they see me...She takes all my shine lol.

Books....hmm the Harry Potter set, yeah that's right.

Movies....The Lost Boys, The Big Hit, Seven Pounds, Pineapple Express, The fifth Element, V is for Vendetta...I like too many movies people.

Music....anything but country and stuff that sounds country. Like folk. Although I'm slowly but steadily loosing faith in Hip Hop, if I hear one more person say anything resembling but not limited to "I'm the greatest alive" "I'm untouchable" "I'm unstoppable" or talk about how much money you have, how many cars you got, how many women want you, what kind of clothes you wear, or just how great you THINK you are and so on I will be shooting them, and they will not be getting back up. That shit is NOT Hip Hop, just random conceited people talking about bullshit that mindless retards pay them to make. So as of late I've been listening to a lot of Michael Jackson and music without lyrics. Just sound, pure melodic music. Like Trance, Techno, and New World. I've grown quite fond of Deep Forest lately.

Food....anything that looks, and tastes good, while looking edible. But if you want some specific's, macaroni and cheese, steak, spaghetti, bacon...damn kinda drooling now. I swear there is a fat man trapped inside me.

Weed Chronic Cheeba Bud Cannabis herb Sherman Hemsley
Food
Xbox 360
PS3
Wii
sleep

In that order ;)

I don't think the average person want's to dive into what I spend my time thinking about. What goes on in my head is fair game, no matter how messed up it is...and I do think about some weird shit.

So let's just say I spend my time thinking about weed, women, and video games. I'm a philosophical person so there isn't much I don't think about, especially considering I'm constantly thinking.

Looking at TV, maybe some Discovery or Nat Geo. Playing games, most likely GTA 4. Where else can I commit multiple felonies guilt free? I don't really like large crowds of people, so if I'm not at home I'm chilling with friends or at the movies or some shit like that.

This question is misleading. I read this as "What secret are you willing to admit here". I have no secrets to tell, I can't think of anything I would not tell anybody if they asked. So rather than what am I willing to admit, what do you want to know?

You are drama free. That's an absolute prerequisite.

If you possibly want to make a new friend or just talk is all the reason you need to drop me a line. I know this is a dating site but not everybody I meet up here will be compatible with me. But just because we aren't compatible don't mean we can't be friends...as long as you don't have any drama.