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defense44

28 Ocean City, NJ Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 29
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, an Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking I suggest you try it.
What I’m doing with my life
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working in public accounting
I’m really good at
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just about everything
The first things people usually notice about me
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i'm tall and i speak my mind
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
unicorns..... jk.... maybe...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
getting silly
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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my older sister talked me into painting my toe nails when i was a lil kid...
You should message me if
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you're near ocean city and you'd like to know more about me... despite this somewhat obnoxious profile i'm real easy to talk to and love to meet new people.