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Blackwater23

25 M Nyon, Switzerland

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:16am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Administration
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I should probably include here that I'm Irish now, well I always was obviously, you know what mean though.
I'm quite sarcastic, but it's more thepoke fun at people in a comedic way rather than than anything scathing.
I love going to the gym, and cycling, but I hate most other cyclists, seriously, I can see why most motorists despise them.
I studied Microbiology in college and I still have a huge interest in Science.
I think pied wagtails are probably the cutest things in the world.
I enjoy conversation, most subjects really as long as it's engaging.
My favourite word is probably disambiguation, great word; seriously, say it, it just rolls off the tongue.
I read quite a lot, I never thought I could love e readers but I don't think I'm ever going back.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I finished college a few months ago
and then I moved to Switzerland for some reason.
I'm still not quite sure how it happened. But anyway, here I am, and I'm determined to make the best of it.
The place seems lovely so far.
Suggestions of places to go/things to do are extremely welcome incidentally.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drunken cycling (to my shame, and the consternation of the police)
making terrible (yet still awesome) puns, laughs are guaranteed to make people laugh, one way or the other.
procrastinating
doing The Times crossword
making shortbread
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Despite living in Ireland my whole life I seem to have ended up with a decidedly British accent, and yes I've had had this conversation with pretty much everyone I've ever met.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books:
Scott Pilgrim, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Lord of the Rings, His Dark Materials, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Carl Sagan, Richard Dawkins, George Orwell, Fantasy in general, The Wheel of Time, A Song of Ice and Fire
favourite book: Catch 22, followed by Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell.

I'm quite big into music, I used to play the piano but that has sadly fallen by the wayside in recent times.
I listen to Prog, Metal, Classical and some other sorts of rock.
Opeth, Mastodon, Porcupine Tree, The Mars Volta, Genesis, The Black Mages, Enslaved; to name a few.
Steven Wilson is a veritable God of music.
I have recently come to the conclusion that I am somewhat of a musical hipster and anxiously await the day I begin to exhibit the other signs of this insidious condition.

Movies and shows: it's tempting here just to copy everything off facebook, but that's cheating so I won't.
Favourite film: the infinitely quotable Withnail and I.

Barman: Time, gents, please.
Withnail: Alright, we're going to have to work quickly.
[to barman]
Withnail: A pair of quadruple whiskies and another pair of pints, please.

Special mention: The Room.
I would list more but this section is off puttingly-large as it is.
I like anime and random tv shows, I'm currently watching, Adventure Time, Regular Show, Cowboy Bebop, Breaking Bad, A Game of Thrones, Community, Doctor Who, Better Off Ted, Venture Bros, Seinfeld, Pushing Daisies etc.
If you haven't seen Peep Show or Arrested Development then I will tell you to watch them at some stage.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends
Tea
Music
Science
The internet
While drunkenly listening to Black Metal I decided Black Metal.
So Black Metal apparently.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
stories, science, people, life, religion.
Where I'm going to be in two years.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
out with friends, in the pub, watching a movie., having the bants.
Not all at the same time, although I've heard worse ideas.
I'm trying to avoid clichés here but there is no such thing as a typical Friday night.

damn
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Upon legal consultation I have decided to leave this blank.
You should message me if
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you think we'd get along and make each other laugh.
you think I sound awesome and want to show me around.
you have fallen irrevocably in love with me.
you think we'd make good friends
you want us to console each other after the latest death in Game of Thrones.
or if you want to have a good laugh at my fledgeling attempts at French.