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jhousenoodles

29 Paris, France Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:20pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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English chap lives in Paris. Pretty driven and ambitious. Always up for trying new and exciting things. I like to think I'm quite smart and worldly but I'm also a bit of an idiot and have a tendency to do dumb shit when I get bored.
What I’m doing with my life
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Currently in career mode. I run a bar, restaurant and a nightclub. It takes up all my time but I love every minute of it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making cocktails and getting away with murder
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
In France it tends to be my accent
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Joseph Heller's Catch 22 is my favourite book of all time, followed closely by F. Scott Fitzgerald's The Great Gatsby. Otherwise I'm all about Hunter S. Thompson, William Burroughs and JG Ballard.

When it comes to films and TV I am a geek. I make no apologies. If you can't handle references from old school Simpsons episodes or classic movies then I am not the guy for you.

Music is ridiculously important to me but once again I don't have a favourite type ... Anything with soul and energy I am down for. If I was pressed I'd say somewhere between Punk Rock, Ska and old school Hip Hop ... and Otis Redding.

I honestly can't think of a type of food I don't like. Cooking is the most relaxing thing I know how to do.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A pen and a pad
Music
My velib pass
Bartending gear
Sport
A book to read
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I'd do if there were a zombie apocalypse or if I woke up in the film Groundhog Day.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At work, unfortunately, but when I'm off I'll be out with friends drinking cocktails and causing mischief.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You know that quiet burst of disappointment you get when you hear about a celebrity you like getting married? When I heard about Daniel Craig and Rachel Weiss getting married I somehow managed to get it twice.
You should message me if
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You're chilled out and honest and don't take life too seriously ...