Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am not interested in meeting in person. I get a lot of one-liners
from you guys, and I guess you could say that I am stubborn/polite
enough, and enjoy writing enough, that I will happily engage anyone
who sends something my way TO THE BITTER END. However, if it's
dates you're looking for, abandon all hope.
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG I'm just so excited! I go to school every day!
Every day! School school school! My roommate is SO nice. She
doesn't make me pay rent. I get to live rent-free! My parents pay
my cell phone bill, so I live free free free!
It does not stop me from crying loudly into my pillow when I am
failing my classes. But my passion for school is so strong that I
will keep on going and keep on trying no matter what, like an anime
I go for walks. I meet people. I met a girl named Paige, and she
was a little terrible to me. She liked restaurants and food. She
wanted pizza, but didn't. I wanted to please her because I am a
Pisces or something, so I called the pizza place. She was giving me
instructions on what to say to the woman on the phone, but
continuously changing her mind with a pained look on her face which
threatened to break into a smile.
Eventually she began to laugh. It really did look painful. I
couldn't help laughing with her.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Well, like I said, going to school! I swear I'm not living up to
even one ounce of my potential though. You should see me in my
dreams! I am superwoman. I am so fast and strong and capable of
doing multiple things at once. Maybe one day I will be a successful
mother, but at this point it's only to animals. My
ex-internetboyfriend was a true keeper, but I drove him away. I
have characters in my imagination that simply cannot be driven away
though, so behold this happy fact! Every morning behold this happy
fact, and make tea!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm pretty good at math I guess. I'm good at starting conversations
with strangers and making people feel happy and welcome. Wait,
there is no way that this could possibly be true! I am wondering
what on earth possessed me to say it. The unfortunate truth is that
my social function is to cause others to clam up and stutter and
whisper to one another. Oh well!
I think I am an expert on my roommate! I can always tell when she's
talking to her father. Mind you, she is prone to fits of
excitement! If we were divided in such a way, I would say that she
is the performer and that I am the audience. A loud shriek, her
bare feet slapping fast against the floor towards my door which she
barges through to share whatever. The phone rings, it's her father,
and she's all gloom. As if she's saying "I'm not happy, dad, I
promise." How strange!
Poor Salsa, though. She is terrified and threatened by the female
form and the ideas of it in men's minds. She thinks she is too
thin, and "not fun to touch." I wonder about my own sexuality as
the offer to touch her does not quite make it out of my mouth. I
think it would be quite a bit of fun, but we'll keep that here.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
If you'll come a little closer I will let you in on something. I
think Tori Amos was abducted by aliens and replaced by a
I'm not picky about food. I'm NOT picky about food. It all goes in.
Oh, except meat. Animals are my friends!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Anime. Books. Guitar. A picture of my ex-boyfriend when he was
little. My period calendar. MY DOG. Mirrors. Damsels in distress.
My family. Dental floss. My feet of course.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
probably at home. My room is a serious serious mess. I had an
online boyfriend once, and he sent me some things in the mail. They
sit on my shelf. I must clean the dust off, and soon. I have a bed
with drawers at the bottom. Isn't that exciting? I like exciting
things like that. Also, FORTS! Mental ones only these days
Sometimes when my roommate isn't home, I go into her room and lie
on her king sized bed. She's from Thailand, and she is very thin. I
lie on her laundry piles and cry. I guess I cry a lot. It is
essential to my BEING. No tears, no Ella.
This is the reverse option to drinking up the good stuff. I like to
think of crying as vomiting up the bad stuff. Tears really do feel
like vomit to me sometimes, and I take a sort of perverse pleasure
in letting them get on everything.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I still sleep with a stuffed animal. I'm a Christian. This puts
barriers up in your mind, I know. I don't mean to disappoint. There
is more to it than intellect, my little testosteronies.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you like sandfleas at the microscopic level. If you want to make
giant sandfleas out of BRICKS. BRICKS! If you want to play with
bricks! I have bricklust, but that's as far as religion will let me
I bow and submit to invisible authorities, and so do you. Promise
me you won't lie about it anymore.
OH! Fun game time! I saw this in someone else's profile and I am
totally stealing it! Message me with a list of the tabs you have
open. I want the links.
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