And by RL I mean she texted me and I texted back and that means we are homies for LIFE.

I love me some fish-bulb! What could be a better mix than that?

I like that episode of the Simpsons you're referencing there.

Great! Tell us about her and why you’re giving her the Smarter Than The Average Bear award.

She doesnt have one yet, is obviously intelligent, cute, and i guess she's friends with my brother. That's good enough for me!

I love your newest fascination with how and what GAY COWS really do eat :) Oh and Kung Fu Panda-ing a bitch!

No Most Likely To Be Good At Math? I call bullshit, fo' sho.

Official Eye Candy

This award hereby recognizes that its recipient is definitely hot.

This award is granted to a random pretty woman who showed up on my main page, by the A-List powers foolishly vested in me by OKCupid Staff (for free) when they should know better.

Disclaimer: This award in no way expresses any interest on my part, romantic or otherwise. It does not infer or imply either the existence or absence of either intelligence or personality in its target recipient. (Just laugh and appreciate the compliment!)

There's more here than meets the eye and I like that. She's quick with a. . . wait, what? Anyway I <3 this girl, she knows how to make me laugh at all the boys here on OKC instead of taking it too seriously. srsly gyz.

just because you havn't gotten this award yet YAY me for being the first lol...yeah i should go now *scampers away*

defysys is incredibly smart. She thoroughly enjoys only the finest Russian literature. She is also asian which means she is like a total super genius. Though her fingers are too stubby for an abacus she can work a TI-83 graphing calculator like no bodies business.