I am a dork, shy, and pretty awesome.
My Self-Summary
Hey. I'd say, "Nice to meet you," but I haven't met you yet.
Instead, I'll probably enjoy meeting you? You know, if you're not
an
ass. Actually, even
if you are an ass. They can still be fun to hang around.
Key things in point form:
- I'm
transsexual. (FtoM)
- I'm
polyamorous. (legally married for 3
years, off and on other relationships during that time. Looking for
something more long term. I hate the bouncing around. Just began
seeing
Jen_pangirl, and will woo
Tyler_hockey)
- I'm somewhat awesome.
What I’m doing with my life
Right now, I'm a
stay-at-home dad to my
year-old son and 11 year old adopted daughter. I also do freelance
textile
design - fancy words for "I
sew and
knit stuff." Shortly, I will begin
operating a daycare from my home.
I’m really good at
designing,
knitting,
sewing,
crocheting (which, in my
head, is always pronounced "crotch-et-ing"), taking care of kids,
writing
essays,
creating awkward
moments, and
obsessing about unimportant events.
The first things people usually notice about me
"Dude, are you really knitting?"
"Aw, do you have the day off?" (when I'm out in public with my son
- and no, I don't have the day off)
and finally, #1 -
"Whoa, that dude sounds gay." (not the way high school students
say, "gay", but seriously, I sound stereotypically
homosexual.)
Generally, though, I remain unnoticed. I have an uncanny way
of fading into the background. I'm that guy sitting in the corner
at the club.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
dystopian
novels,
psychological thrillers,
old
university textbooks,
Big Bang Theory, alternative
rock, electronica, and I find most anything ironic rather
amusing.
As for food, I love it when someone else cooks. I cook every day,
and it's nice to be treated, you know?
The six things I could never do without
honestly? six different types of
sex. Variety is the spice of sex - and also,
life.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what other people are thinking about, and why.
On a typical Friday night I am
at home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I have a mail-order penis.
You should message me if
you think I'd be fun to hang around, or you think you can pull me
out of my shell.