delawaredonut
25 Wilmington, DE
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My self-summary
I've decided if I were to become a stripper my name would be Dirty Puddles......your welcome America
What I’m doing with my life
What I feel like at the moment...
Which is mostly me, in a corner trying to figure shit out and not weep deeply in despair about why I don't look like the white version of Beyonce with the personality of Tina Fey and Amy Schumer
I’m really good at
Making others feel uncomfortable, it's my speciality. Hope you like being randomly groped...Japanese tentacle porn....just putting that there
The first things people usually notice about me
They notice that I am a freaking unicorn....who knows...i rarely go up to people and ask them
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books, movies, music, food....those are the things I like most
The six things I could never do without
Coffee x6
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Trying to holler at me
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably netflixing....or out with friends. And no its not netflixing and chilling, thats how bitches be getting pregnant. (Also I understand that is not proper English, so just deal with it)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
That and I really don't know what I'm going to do with my life just yet. Right now I'm just taking one day at a time enjoying what life has to offer. Also, I'm not thin, nor do I ever hope or really want to be so deal with it. Nor am I Beyonce....so stop telling me that I can't be her, you don't know my life mom
You should message me if
if you do say something thats not "hey, whats up?" My amazingly flat ass will reply, with something thats not hay is for horses.
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