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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 40–65
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 7:09am
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from two-year college
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and likes cats
My self-summary
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I renovated an old bank in cleveland now i live in it. I love a house full of friends music and good food, i love walking my dogs on weekend mornings, and going for a ride on the back of a Harley on beautiful Sunday afternoons, i get a lot of sleep during the week so i dont need any on the weekends, i wear my seatbelt half the time but figure thats a 50% improvement, i love live music and a shot of tequila on Saturday nights, but still looking for a good reason to stay in bed on Sunday mornings...i like reading, writing and decorating, work hard, party harder, laugh loud, no holding back.
What I’m doing with my life
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starting some businesses that are more creative and fun, less boring.

Dating coach, (believe it or not Denny's is not an appropriate first date for anyone under 90, and a selfie in the bathroom mirror is not acceptable either.

I also do decorating for divorced men. (you know, the ones who use a tarp for a shower curtain, jelly jars for cocktails, and dry them selves off with the towel the ex used to dry her car). If you are ready to start bringing women to your "crib", (and by being on this site I assume you are), and cant afford a high priced designer, you might want to send me a message. I have an easy, no-frills, comfortable, masculine approach to design.

I also do some writing, catering and dog boarding on the side to make extra money to renovate the building...busy busy
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
entertaining, cooking, making people laugh, fitting square pegs in round holes….i make things work.
The first things people usually notice about me
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i've been told i can be spotted across a room by my wild hair,
but i think its my attitude.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books-i read everything, but Lonesome Dove was one of my favorite books, John Irving one of my favorite authors
movies-anything by the coen brothers, or tarantino, comedies and scary movies, nothing to sad or about aids or cancer, i hate those even when they are good.
tv shows- archer, parks and recreation, HGTV, diners dives and drive thrus, there are a lot of shows I'm interested in but i only have basic cable…poor me :)
music-all kinds of music especially live blues,
food-everything but sushi, oh and indian...or mollusks, i dont like them at all, though i licked a snail once for $ wasnt worth it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my family (includes friends and dogs)
books, light with which to read the books soooo
ice cubes
my mind
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
writing, and decorating, planning events
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
out having dinner with friends or at an art walk or opening
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i pee in pools……just kidding :) i have bashful bladder syndrome that makes that little social blunder impossible.
You should message me if
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you are open minded nonjudgmental, non-conformist, and you've completely lost your friggin mind. if you'd like to get to know someone nice and fun, a little worst im a good friend to have.