I'm a pretty sarcastic guy. I like to try and joke around and probably imagine myself funnier than I actually am. Fortunately, I try to steer towards self-depreciating jokes if I don't know the person.

I dunno, I'm relatively quiet and keep to myself until I get to know a person, and then "quiet" is one of the last words people would use to describe me.

I like to joke around, have a good time, hang out, whatever... I'm not much of a drinker / partier.

I really have no idea what else to put here, and it seems there are other sections below, so.. I'll go ahead and move on down. Maybe inspiration will strike and I'll come back here and really zazz the whole thing up.

Side note: I wouldn't actually describe myself as drinking "Desperately"... but that option was so damn awesome I just couldn't help but choose it.

I'm currently working as a Software Developer in St. Louis. Not the sexiest profession, I'll admit. But it definitely pays the bills and its a hell of a lot better than what I would have pulled off had I stayed a German major!

I keep putting off getting my masters... I'll probably be doing the whole work + grad school thing in a year or two, in the meantime I'm just trying to enjoy working 5 days a week and chilling out in the evening.

Mispronouncing words I've read but never heard spoken aloud. Its uncanny how I can be wrong on pronunciation 100% of the time.

Marathon-ing good t.v. show or book.

I make a mean Split Pea Soup.

I'm a pretty thin guy. I've been actively working on gaining a bit of weight, but the fact that I'm on the skinny end of things is pretty quickly noticed.

I'd like to say my sense style -- but I can never tell whether thats just my imagination talking.

Lets see... I read and watch t.v. a lot... so lets try to keep this semi-brief:

Books: Catcher in the Rye, Dune, Harry Potter, Ender's Game, Speaker for the Dead, 1984, Lord of the Flies, Horus Heresy, The Things they Carried, Sirens of Titan, All Quiet on the Western Front, Cosmos...

Television: Arrested Development, Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Community, Venture Brothers, Fringe, Sons of Anarchy, Jericho, Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, Battlestar Galactica, Justified, Merlin (i know... i know...), Supernatural, Lost, Jeremiah, Sealab 2021, Frisky Dingo, Psych...

Movies: Mallrats, Dogma, Brick, Harry Potter, Rainmaker, Scott Pilgrim vs The World... I dunno, i watch a wide variety of Movies... Suckerpunch is coming out pretty soon, so, theres that.

Internet
Device for Accessing the Internet
My Mind
I like to think that while I enjoy the things I have... they aren't absolutely necessary.

Life. The Cosmos. How to prevent a Skynet attack. What I would do in case of a Zombie outbreak. Awesome book ideas that would turn me into the next J.R. Rowling. What I would do / How I would react if {X} happened.

Watching Comedy Central Stand-up... watching movies / television with roomates... playing video games... continuing to read whatever book may have peaked my interest throughout the week. Unwinding and simply enjoying the beginning of the weekend.

I've seen more Musicals than most straight males I know... I blame it on being raised with an older sister who had seniority over the television remote.

End Result: When I everyone was talking about Christian Bale in Batman Begins, my first thought was "ohhhhh yeah... you mean that guy from the Newsies"

If you are interested in just shootin' the shit with someone. If I dunno, the things I listed above appealed to you. Who knows, they even have these question things apparently... maybe if i answered a few super important ones in an awesomely similar fashion, messaging me would be practically the only thing you COULD do.