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30 Fort Lauderdale, FL Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 7:42am
White, Other
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Other and laughing about it
Working on Space camp
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Japanese (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am dress shoes with mud on them. I am pinstripe pants covered in paint and doghair. I am fancy but well lived... I am also vague and pretentious apparently = P
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am an ex-stripper turned election who listens to Ted talks while working, and is reading a book on masculine psychology when I am not on random adventures or just dancing my as off. (I know. Sploosh! I'll wait well you change your panties)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dancing, adventuring, general revelry.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my shaved head. yes god was cruel enough to take my hair, but nice enough to not make my head lumpy...evens out i guess.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books-Game of thrones, Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy (movie sucked), fish two fish?
movie- action- crank, romance/comedy-princess bride, comedy the man who knew too little, romance- eternal sunshine of a spotless mind
Tv- Dexter, community, breaking bad, new girl, game of thrones
music- I have been listening and/or stripping to a lot of iron and wine, childish gambino, Sigur ros, Beirut, music you can dance to, and pumpernickel knife fight (I maid that last one up in hopes that they are out there and there music is amazing)
jonsi is liquid jesus!
food- most = )(especially sushi)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Way more then six, and way less than zero
(Oh my god! Isn't that clever!?! it's not)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The injustices of the world, and how they could be solved (still debating on whether to have a cape or not). Mistakes I've made, life goals, and things that make me laugh (which often are all covered by just one thought)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
doing something (I'm super busy during the week, so i do my best to make my weekends count)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
if i bite the side of one of my fingers, i then have to bite each side of all ten fingers (for fear that the others may feel left out).

Also that I am a dom sadist. If you know what that means then Lovely ^_^. If not then perhaps I can teach you ^_~
and no It does not mean I worship satan, or that I am a sad philosopher
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you want to be free. If you're one of the few people who does what you like, and doesn't worry too much about the rest (or what people think about it). At the risk of sounding vain I am a liberator in every sense of the word. You can talk to me about anything. Come with me and let me show you what life can be. *magical chime noises*