The long version, in the form of random facts or stories:
I've been skydiving, hang gliding and bungee jumping, and would love to go again
A friend who shared my views on Christianity (see below) was told by Jehovah's witnesses that she was "beyond jesus's help". I consider this a personal achievement, and also wish they told me that directly .
I love comedy, laughing and making other people laugh. Great comedians like George Carlin probably had a larger influence over who I am than most of the people I actually know and, like him, I have a really irreverent sense of humor.
I finished my last computer-based test early and tried to find Solitaire before time ran out. The proctors were not amused.
I know how to play instruments, in that I played the alto sax for awhile and if you count hitting the steering wheel of my car to whatever music is playing, I can also play drums.
Most of what my degree amounts to right now is me answering other people's health questions or finding excuses to say "Trust me, I'm The Doctor" in a bad British accent. And I'm totally fine with that.
I enjoy getting out of my comfort zone and am up for trying anything at least once. That said, I hate clubbing. I also suck at dancing, but that doesn't really stop me.
During an interview I was asked "What can you bring to the program?" After giving the usual bullshit I said "Also I'm a homebrewer so a lot of free beer!" They cracked up, but I didn't get that job.
I have a very low tolerance for bullshit and find social rules, games and any of that stuff to be incredibly annoying. I respond to messages when I get them/have time to and I'll text almost immediately after a date to say I had a nice time, I don't care about "writing back too soon". I don't make excuses and just say what's on my mind, even if it may come across weird (or sometimes offensive). I prefer others to do the same, even if they have potentially bad things to say. Saves a lot of time and energy, and just seems more considerate.
And because almost every OK Cupid profile has an obligatory "I love being outdoors" part....takes deep breath....I like travel, hiking, camping, fishing, swimming, waterskiing, scuba, biking, frisbee, the park on a nice day, etc...