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35 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 29–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:28pm
Hispanic / Latin, White
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly kosher
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of masters program
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, I'm mike:

I'm a guy from the midwest who likes dogs, cats, punk rock, 70's/80's era,horror movies, leftist politics, WKCR Saturday morning reggae and soul music, BBC Radio 6, and Dennis Hopper.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Walking dogs, petting cats, photographing stuff, finding gifs, knowing the name of that obscure movie, making mixes, fixing your mom's computer, comma splices, googling stuff
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My questionable ethnicity
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Anything by Noam Chomsky, Moby Dick, Slaughterhouse Five, the works of H.P. Lovecraft, American Gods, Post Office, 1984, The Red Flag, and lots more.

Movies: 50s/60s/70s/80s era horror movies, cult films, 80s movies, documentaries (esp about war/communism/dictatorships), post apocalyptic movies, anything involving Dario Argento, David Lynch, and Bruce Lee.

Shows: Twin Peaks, Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, The Wire, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, House of Cards, Orange is the New Black, True Detective.

Music: Lots of punk, soul, rock, indie, old school reggae, hip hop, and such.

Food: Eating healthy mostly these days but I'm a big fan of pizza slices and tacos. I don't quite get "foodie" culture. I like good food as much as the next person but I'm not going to wait in line for hours for a cronut or whatever the next fad is.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The cat, google, music, camera, good friends, and good coffee.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What the cat is thinking, politics, where the New York of 70s era exploitation movies went, the future of occupy, the tea party, getting a dog, survival strategies for atomic/zombie apocalypses, nature, why so many girls on this site pose with guns in their photos, and what is up with the girls doing yoga poses in water? Is doing yoga in the ocean a thing?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either staying in and petting my animals or getting a beer with friends at some dive. I am happy as long as I am as far away from Midtown East as possible.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once met Kiefer Sutherland outside of some fratty bar one night and drunkenly told him he was awesome in Point Break. He was not in Point Break.
You should message me if
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You are an awesome, like-minded girl who wants to grab a drink or a coffee.

Or you just want to hang out with someone who is not a dick.

Bonus points if you are not insane, STD-free, and can fit though doors.