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dennis-hopper

36 Brooklyn, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 29–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly kosher
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of masters program
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, I'm Mike.

Nerdy guy living in Brooklyn who likes horror movies, nature, animals, and yoga.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Walking dogs, petting cats, knowing the name of that obscure movie, making mixes, fixing your mom's computer, comma splices.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My questionable ethnicity
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Chomsky, Siddhartha, Dark Tower series.

Movies: 50s/60s/70s/80s era horror movies, cult films, 80s movies, documentaries (esp about war/communism/dictatorships), post apocalyptic movies, anything involving Dario Argento, David Lynch, and Bruce Lee.

Shows: Twin Peaks, Walking Dead, Game of Thrones

Music: Tycho, Boards of Canada, My Bloody Valentine, The Pixies

Food: Tofu, chicken, brown rice, tea
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
the dog, the cat, music, good friends, good tea, and something else.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
survival strategies for atomic/zombie apocalypses
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either staying in with my dog and cat or something.

I am happy as long as I am as far away from Midtown East as possible.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once met Kiefer Sutherland outside of some fratty bar one night and drunkenly told him he was awesome in Point Break. He was not in Point Break.
You should message me if
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You like-minded girl who wants to grab a drink or a coffee.

Or you just want to hang out with someone who is not a dick.