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36 Brooklyn, NY Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 29–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 4:34pm
Hispanic / Latin, White
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Mostly kosher
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of masters program
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, I'm Mike.

Nerdy guy living in Brooklyn who likes horror movies (and film in general), politics, animals, and yoga.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Walking dogs, petting cats, knowing the name of that obscure movie, making mixes, fixing your mom's computer, comma splices.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My questionable ethnicity
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Chomsky, Siddhartha, Dark Tower Series,

Movies: 50s/60s/70s/80s era horror movies, cult films, 80s movies, documentaries (esp about war/communism/dictatorships), post apocalyptic movies, anything involving Dario Argento, David Lynch, and Bruce Lee.

Shows: Twin Peaks, Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, The Wire, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, House of Cards, Orange is the New Black, True Detective.

Music: Lots of punk, soul, rock, indie, old school reggae, hip hop, and such.

Food: Eating healthy mostly these days.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The cat, the dog, music, good friends, good coffee, and something else.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What the cat is thinking, politics, where the New York of 70s era exploitation movies went, the future of occupy, the tea party, getting a dog, survival strategies for atomic/zombie apocalypses, nature, why so many girls on this site pose with guns in their photos?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either staying in and petting my animals or getting a beer with friends at some dive. I am happy as long as I am as far away from Midtown East as possible.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once met Kiefer Sutherland outside of some fratty bar one night and drunkenly told him he was awesome in Point Break. He was not in Point Break.
You should message me if
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You are an awesome, like-minded girl who wants to grab a drink or a coffee.

Or you just want to hang out with someone who is not a dick.

Bonus points if you are not insane, STD-free, and can fit though doors.