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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25-35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 1:25am
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Other and laughing about it
English (Fluently), English (Somewhat), Italian (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I was dreaming when I wrote this, forgive me if it goes astray. I'm fun as heck to be around. I have a nose. I love gourmet food and skydiving, but not at the same time. I enjoy pretending to be sick & sneezing on people in public. Sometimes I'll stay home and watch TV or read, other times I'll go to a club and shake my "money maker" until 5am then go to a diner for flapjacks.(I love to call 'em flapjacks)It just depends on what phase of the moon we're in. I know you can picture yourself having a real blast with me. Sometimes I'll ask people for directions to places I know how to get to. I once slept for 22 hours. I'm a tad gutter and a bit ghetto, don't be scurred. I've never had a coldsore or attended an orgy, but the day is young. We always have fun when we go out. I've been in all 50 states. I tried to read the bible once, but then Iron Chef came on so I put it down. I'm not into fake boobs, so if you got them, share them with another. I have twenty seven teeth. I love it when you can see the moon during the daytime. I like going to the U.S. Open and cheering for tennis greats that are already retired or dead. I meow at dogs and bark at cats. I sing in the shower. I do the stanky leg, crank that soulja boy and can teach you how to dougie. Io parlo italiano, se lei fa anche che è buono. My buddy met a sexy, smart girl on here and I'm sure anyone can imagine meeting an awesome person that they really want to get to know better. I love a new bar of soap fresh out of the box. I've never had unprotected sex, and I'm not gonna start with your black ass so don't even ask. I think retards are funny. Diarrhea is the single funniest word in the English language. I've called into radio talk shows to give "the black perspective". I can dance the oceana roll. I'm always in a good mood &, I always stay positive. My motto is "When the dog bites,When the bee stings,When I'm feeling sad,I simply remember my favorite things And then I don't feel so bad". I've taken my vitamins with a shot of jaeger. (how f-ing libra is that?) I like road trips to nowhere. I like to get animals high. I once made my eleven year old cousin eat 16 hot dogs solely for my amusement. If you're looking for me, you can find me on the block disobeying the law. A real G thoroughbred from the streets pants saggin' with my gun in my drawers.
What I’m doing with my life
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I just brought my business to LA, wanna help out?
I’m really good at
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parallel parking, ping pong, cooking
The first things people usually notice about me
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the enormous bulge in my jeggings.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Just some, in no particular order...

Books: To Kill a Mockingbird, The Fountainhead,

Movies: The House of Flying Daggers, The English Patient, Airplane! The Gold Rush, Jaws, Gattaca, Starship Troopers, Eastern Promises, Die Hard, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Godzilla v Megalon, Atonement, Kill Bill Volume 1, Grindhouse, Sin City, Orca, Out of Sight, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, The Godfather, Rocky III, Schindler's List, Avatar, RoboCop, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Pan's Labyrinth, Last of the Mohicans(1992), Necessary Roughness, Pulp Fiction, Cloverfield, Clash of the Titans (1983), Enter the Dragon, The Spy Who Loved Me

Music: gangsta rap, trip hop, techno, trance, love songs, house, reggae, dubstep

Food: Italian, steaks, chops, wings, fancy
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
the city, the family, the friends, the food, the wine, the wilderness.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
your sister.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
could be anything from curled up with a good book in my snuggie, to the center of the dancefloor (also in my snuggie)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I like T Swift & Miley.
You should message me if
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You're on the move & going places & doing something exciting with your life. I'm a bit psychic and an excellent judge of character. I'll be able to tell instantly if you're a faker, poser, or a poser faking as an impostor.

you have real boobs...

you don't have resting bitch face...

& if putting on a pretty dress isn't a yearly event for you.