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My self-summary
So many ladies on here seeking a "serious" relationship. Does that mean no smiling? No fun?

Pill heads, part timers, no goals, no drive, no talent, no skills, no passport, no education, 4 roommates. But, want a tall, successful, hot, rich guy? Ain't nobody got time for that.

Are you relationship material? If you were a guy would you commit to you? Now that you got your obligatory yes out of the way, really think about it. See? You knew you weren't. It's ok. (*hands you tissue) Now keep it moving so the extraordinary woman can say hi. :)

I ricochet around the world with a glass of pink champagne in my left hand. Wanna come?

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art, beauty, music, math, science

I work internationally, so insomniacs, graveyard shift, and people that keep weird hours welcome.

not into fake boobs, flakes, bores, or women without the joie de vivre.
What I’m doing with my life
I just brought my business to LA, wanna help out?
I’m really good at
parallel parking, ping pong, cooking
The first things people usually notice about me
the enormous bulge in my jeggings.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Just some, in no particular order...

Books: To Kill a Mockingbird, The Fountainhead,

Movies: The House of Flying Daggers, The English Patient, Airplane! The Gold Rush, Jaws, Gattaca, Starship Troopers, Eastern Promises, Die Hard, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Godzilla v Megalon, Atonement, Kill Bill Volume 1, Grindhouse, Sin City, Orca, Out of Sight, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, The Godfather, Rocky III, Schindler's List, Avatar, RoboCop, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Pan's Labyrinth, Last of the Mohicans(1992), Necessary Roughness, Pulp Fiction, Cloverfield, Clash of the Titans (1983), Enter the Dragon, The Spy Who Loved Me

Music: gangsta rap, trip hop, techno, trance, love songs, house, reggae, dubstep

Food: Italian, steaks, chops, wings, fancy
The six things I could never do without
the city, the family, the friends, the food, the wine, the wilderness.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
your sister.
On a typical Friday night I am
could be anything from curled up with a good book in my snuggie, to the center of the dancefloor (also in my snuggie)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I cried during How to Train Your Dragon.
You should message me if
You're on the move & going places & doing something exciting with your life. I'm a bit psychic and an excellent judge of character. I'll be able to tell instantly if you're a faker, poser, or a poser faking as an impostor.

you have real boobs...

you don't have resting bitch face...

& if putting on a pretty dress isn't a yearly event for you.