I might meet you if you're exceptional.
I was dreaming when I wrote this, forgive me if it goes astray. I'm fun as heck to be around. I have a nose. I love gourmet food and skydiving, but not at the same time. I enjoy pretending to be sick & sneezing on people in public. Sometimes I'll stay home and watch TV or read, other times I'll go to a club and shake my "money maker" until 5am then go to a diner for flapjacks.(I love to call 'em flapjacks)It just depends on what phase of the moon we're in. I know you can picture yourself having a real blast with me. Sometimes I'll ask people for directions to places I know how to get to. I once slept for 22 hours. I'm a tad gutter and a bit ghetto, don't be scurred. I've never had a coldsore or attended an orgy, but the day is young. We always have fun when we go out. I've been in all 50 states. I tried to read the bible once, but then Iron Chef came on so I put it down. I'm not into fake boobs, so if you got them, share them with another. I have twenty seven teeth. I love it when you can see the moon during the daytime. I like going to the U.S. Open and cheering for tennis greats that are already retired or dead. I meow at dogs and bark at cats. I sing in the shower. I do the stanky leg, crank that soulja boy and can teach you how to dougie. Io parlo italiano, se lei fa anche che è buono. My buddy met a sexy, smart girl on here and I'm sure anyone can imagine meeting an awesome person that they really want to get to know better. I love a new bar of soap fresh out of the box. I've never had unprotected sex, and I'm not gonna start with your black ass so don't even ask. I think retards are funny. Diarrhea is the single funniest word in the English language. I've called into radio talk shows to give "the black perspective". I can dance the oceana roll. I'm always in a good mood &, I always stay positive. My motto is "When the dog bites,When the bee stings,When I'm feeling sad,I simply remember my favorite things And then I don't feel so bad". I've taken my vitamins with a shot of jaeger. (how f-ing libra is that?) I like road trips to nowhere. I like to get animals high. I once made my eleven year old cousin eat 16 hot dogs solely for my amusement. If you're looking for me, you can find me on the block disobeying the law. A real G thoroughbred from the streets pants saggin' with my gun in my drawers.