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dennyd4

38 M North Hollywood, CA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:12pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Italian (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I was dreaming when I wrote this, forgive me if it goes astray. I'm fun as heck to be around. I have a nose. I love gourmet food and skydiving, but not at the same time. I enjoy pretending to be sick & sneezing on people in public. Sometimes I'll stay home and watch TV or read, other times I'll go to a club and shake my "money maker" until 5am then go to a diner for flapjacks.(I love to call 'em flapjacks)It just depends on what phase of the moon we're in. I know you can picture yourself having a real blast with me. Sometimes I'll ask people for directions to places I know how to get to. I once slept for 22 hours. I'm a tad gutter and a bit ghetto, don't be scurred. I've never had a coldsore or attended an orgy, but the day is young. We always have fun when we go out. I've been in all 50 states. I tried to read the bible once, but then Iron Chef came on so I put it down. I'm not into fake boobs, so if you got them, share them with another. I have twenty seven teeth. I love it when you can see the moon during the daytime. I like going to the U.S. Open and cheering for tennis greats that are already retired or dead. I meow at dogs and bark at cats. I sing in the shower. I do the stanky leg, crank that soulja boy and can teach you how to dougie. Io parlo italiano, se lei fa anche che è buono. My buddy met a sexy, smart girl on here and I'm sure anyone can imagine meeting an awesome person that they really want to get to know better. I love a new bar of soap fresh out of the box. I've never had unprotected sex, and I'm not gonna start with your black ass so don't even ask. I think retards are funny. Diarrhea is the single funniest word in the English language. I've called into radio talk shows to give "the black perspective". I can dance the oceana roll. I'm always in a good mood &, I always stay positive. My motto is "When the dog bites,When the bee stings,When I'm feeling sad,I simply remember my favorite things And then I don't feel so bad". I've taken my vitamins with a shot of jaeger. (how f-ing libra is that?) I like road trips to nowhere. I like to get animals high. I once made my eleven year old cousin eat 16 hot dogs solely for my amusement. If you're looking for me, you can find me on the block disobeying the law. A real G thoroughbred from the streets pants saggin' with my gun in my drawers.
What I’m doing with my life
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I just brought my business to LA, wanna help out?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
parallel parking, ping pong, cooking
The first things people usually notice about me
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the enormous bulge in my jeggings.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Just some, in no particular order...

Books: To Kill a Mockingbird, The Fountainhead,

Movies: The House of Flying Daggers, The English Patient, Airplane! The Gold Rush, Jaws, Gattaca, Starship Troopers, Eastern Promises, Die Hard, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Godzilla v Megalon, Atonement, Kill Bill Volume 1, Grindhouse, Sin City, Orca, Out of Sight, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, The Godfather, Rocky III, Schindler's List, Avatar, RoboCop, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Pan's Labyrinth, Last of the Mohicans(1992), Necessary Roughness, Pulp Fiction, Cloverfield, Clash of the Titans (1983), Enter the Dragon, The Spy Who Loved Me

Music: gangsta rap, trip hop, techno, trance, love songs, house, reggae, dubstep

Food: Italian, steaks, chops, wings, fancy
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
the city, the family, the friends, the food, the wine, the wilderness.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
your sister.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
could be anything from curled up with a good book in my snuggie, to the center of the dancefloor (also in my snuggie)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I like Sara Bareilles.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're on the move & going places & doing something exciting with your life. I'm a bit psychic and an excellent judge of character. I'll be able to tell instantly if you're a faker, poser, or a poser faking as an impostor.

you have real boobs...

you don't have resting bitch face...

& if putting on a pretty dress isn't a yearly event for you.