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derajnivel

26 M Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 11
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, Pacific Islander, White, Other
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Let's see where to start; I was raised by a pack of dolphins and fought zombies in the tri-state area as a surf ninja. Before stumbling to California because of a burrito addiction. While in California I tried to major in bear communications so I could befriend a bunch of bears. While I attempt to be bear king. I know its hard to climb this mountain called life but I try to enjoy the ride. Plus I like to enjoy the beauty of the trail as I try to become the best that ever was. Which is why I act like a puppy.
What I’m doing with my life
Writing this profile.......
I’m really good at
Surfing ninja skills, kickboxing skills, teleportation skills (a bit of a stretch), patience (i know very unrealistic), finding humor in things, making someone smile when they feel down
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Any written novel by Nick Hornsby, the works David Sedaris, Steve Martin's book on comedy, George Carlin's autobiography, Scott Pilgrim, Sin City,The Great Gatsby, Into the Wild, 2000 Leagues under the Sea, Kickass, Game of Thrones, Manga (a long list) I enjoy the writings of Chomsky and Zinn

Music: Bad Brains, Ben Folds, David Bowie, Nine Inch Nails, The Roots, NOFX, Steel Pulse, Reel Big Fish, Pepper, The Cure, Daft Punk, Postal Service, Fatboy Slim, Queen, Immortal Technique,Gogo Bordello

Movies: Clerks, Oldboy, Battle Royal, Aladdin, Animal House, Take the Money and Run, ET, Batman Dark Night, Ichi the Killer, Big Labowski and any Cohen Brothers film, Forest Gump, Drunken Master, Pulp Fiction

Shows: Curb your Enthusiasm, Bored to Death, Seinfeld, Louie, Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Anime

Food: Food I need it cause I am a carbon based after all.
The six things I could never do without
six things that is a lot of pressure
air is good cause that is how you breathe, if not you die
food is nice cause it taste great especially tacos on a tuesday
flavored beverage I do enjoy water but I like a little flavor
people who aren't zombies or are trying to eat my flesh; not cool
shelter just in case of zombie apocalypse and I like to shower
dreams gotta shoot for something in life,
I spend a lot of time thinking about
__________ when you look at my profile. Then I make you smile while I brighten your day.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out fighting monsters. Not really just hanging out in town while I go on a microphone and tell people I am not that funny. Somehow these people think I tell jokes.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Writing this silly profile and I took a selfie....
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Do not message me if your trying to eat me. So no vampires and zombies, I am not a piece of meat. Plus, I kind of like being alive. Plus being eaten alive does not sound very fun but I can handle being bitten. Message me, if your a female homo homosapian (human in case you didn't know) and if I made you chuckle a little bit.