Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Let's see where to start; I was raised by a pack of dolphins and
fought zombies in the tri-state area as a surf ninja. Before
stumbling to California because of a burrito addiction. While in
California I tried to major in bear communications so I could
befriend a bunch of bears. While I attempt to be bear king. I know
its hard to climb this mountain called life but I try to enjoy the
ride. Plus I like to enjoy the beauty of the trail as I try to
become the best that ever was. Which is why I act like a puppy.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Writing this profile.......
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Surfing ninja skills, kickboxing skills, teleportation skills (a
bit of a stretch), patience (i know very unrealistic), finding
humor in things, making someone smile when they feel down
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Food: Food I need it cause I am a carbon based after all.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
__________ when you look at my profile. Then I make you smile while
I brighten your day.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hey message me to find out
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Do not message me if your trying to eat me. So no vampires and
zombies, I am not a piece of meat. Plus, I kind of like being
alive. Plus being eaten alive does not sound very fun but I can
handle being bitten. Message me, if your a female homo homosapian
(human in case you didn't know) and if I made you chuckle a little
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