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27 Los Angeles, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:15pm
Asian, Pacific Islander, White, Other
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any

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My self-summary
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Let's see where to start; I was raised by a pack of dolphins and fought zombies in the tri-state area as a surf ninja. Before stumbling to California because of a burrito addiction. While in California I tried to major in bear communications so I could befriend a bunch of bears. While I attempt to be bear king. I know its hard to climb this mountain called life but I try to enjoy the ride. Plus I like to enjoy the beauty of the trail as I try to become the best that ever was. Which is why I act like a puppy.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Writing this profile.......
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Surfing ninja skills, kickboxing skills, teleportation skills (a bit of a stretch), patience (i know very unrealistic), finding humor in things, making someone smile when they feel down
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Are you high? Nice eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Any written novel by Nick Hornsby, the works David Sedaris, Steve Martin's book on comedy, George Carlin's autobiography, Scott Pilgrim, Sin City,The Great Gatsby, Into the Wild, 2000 Leagues under the Sea, Kickass, Game of Thrones, Manga (a long list) I enjoy the writings of Chomsky and Zinn

Music: Bad Brains, Ben Folds, David Bowie, Nine Inch Nails, The Roots, NOFX, Steel Pulse, Reel Big Fish, Pepper, The Cure, Daft Punk, Postal Service, Fatboy Slim, Queen, Immortal Technique,Gogo Bordello

Movies: Clerks, Oldboy, Battle Royal, Aladdin, Animal House, Take the Money and Run, ET, Batman Dark Night, Ichi the Killer, Big Labowski and any Cohen Brothers film, Forest Gump, Drunken Master, Pulp Fiction

Shows: Curb your Enthusiasm, Bored to Death, Seinfeld, Louie, Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Anime

Food: Food I need it cause I am a carbon based after all.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
six things that is a lot of pressure
air is good cause that is how you breathe, if not you die
food is nice cause it taste great especially tacos on a tuesday
flavored beverage I do enjoy water but I like a little flavor
people who aren't zombies or are trying to eat my flesh; not cool
shelter just in case of zombie apocalypse and I like to shower
dreams gotta shoot for something in life,
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
__________ when you look at my profile. Then I make you smile while I brighten your day.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out fighting monsters. Not really just hanging out in town while I go on a microphone and tell people I am not that funny. Somehow these people think I tell jokes.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Writing this silly profile and I took a selfie....
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Do not message me if your trying to eat me. So no vampires and zombies, I am not a piece of meat. Plus, I kind of like being alive. Plus being eaten alive does not sound very fun but I can handle being bitten. Message me, if your a female homo homosapian (human in case you didn't know) and if I made you chuckle a little bit.