I really don't like writing these things because I think that they are never accurate, but I'll give it a shot.

I'm a pretty simple person with a pretty complex noggin. I don't require or expect much to make me happy, but when I get more, I become overjoyed. I'm easily amused. Inanimate objects can make me happy. Standing in a forest can make me happy. I always get sad when people cut down trees.

I like potatoes. They're delicious.

My eyes are red a lot of the time, but they don't hurt.

My normal pulse rate is around 66, and I can lower it to 57.

My sense of humor is very odd.

I have a passive obsession with sand.

I guess I'll answer the rest below.

According to The Ultra Ultimate Personality Test, I am an INFP. I think that it is 100% accurate for me. You can find the rest of it in my tests section, but here's part of my result:
"INFPs present a calm, pleasant face to the world. They appear to be tranquil and peaceful to others, with simple desires. In fact, the INFP internally feels his or her life intensely. In the relationship arena, this causes them to have a very deep capacity for love and caring which is not frequently found with such intensity in the other types. The INFP does not devote their intense feelings towards just anyone, and are relatively reserved about expressing their inner-most feelings. They reserve their deepest love and caring for a select few who are closest to them. INFPs are generally laid-back, supportive and nurturing in their close relationships. With Introverted Feeling dominating their personality, they're very sensitive and in-tune with people's feelings, and feel genuine concern and caring for others. Slow to trust others and cautious in the beginning of a relationship, an INFP will be fiercely loyal once they are committed. With their strong inner core of values, they are intense individuals who value depth and authenticity in their relationships, and hold those who understand and accept the INFP's perspectives in especially high regard. INFPs are usually adaptable and congenial, unless one of their ruling principles has been violated, in which case they stop adapting and become staunch defenders of their values. They will be uncharacteristically harsh and rigid in such a situation."

I'm a digital artist going to Art Institute of California - Los Angeles, AICALA, and majoring in Game Art & Design. It's a pretty tough degree because you have to know a lot of art and a little of everything else. I know of no other degree that expects you to learn how to paint, sketch, sculpt, manipulate photos, program, and have a strong understanding of Trig, Algebra, and Psychology all at the same time. Oh, and history...

I also work full time at a company called WebConference.com. No, I'm not the hottie on the front page of the website, but sometimes our customers like to pretend that's who they're talking to - which is always amusing =-) . At the company, I pretty much do a little of everything. Along with the webconferencing part, there's a print company in the same building, and owned by the same people - so I spend about as much time fixing printers and print ordering systems as I do fixing servers and doing phone tech support. I don't really like my job - though I do like the fact that it keeps people from travelling far out of their way for meetings and wasting gas.

Fixing stuff, figuring out how things work, 3D Modelling, orated sound effects, acting like a dork, abstracting ideas and images, finding solutions, running in sand, not getting scared, suddenly deciding to do something, getting sunburned, seeing people beyond the skin

I'm guessing that they notice that I'm kinda dorky, and then my eyes, since I'm pretty good at getting people to make eye contact unintentionally.

These are ordered according to when I remembered that I like them and then put them on this list.

Movies & Books:
What Dreams May Come, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Fern Gully, Blade Runner, 2010, Lethal Weapon, Mozart & The Whale, Benny & Joon, The 13th Warrior, Chaplin: The Movie, Palo Alto, CA, The Shawshank Redemption, 1984, My Neighbor Totoro, Harvey, Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail, Serenity, Smart People, Life as a House, The Postman, Eyes Wide Shut, Duck, Secretary, Fido, The Man from Earth, Primer, Waitress, Lakeview Terrace, The Bucket List, American Beauty, Dan in Real Life, The Diving Bell and the Butterfly, Fur, Big Fish, Personal Velocity, Amélie, The Fountain, The Fifth Element, Bicentennial Man, Hero, Garden State, Across the Universe, Hamlet - with Kennith Branagh, Much Ado About Nothing - also has Kennith, Romeo & Juliet - the Leonardo one that isn't from the 60s, though I kinda like that one a bit too, Shakespeare just rules!, Pirates of the Caribbean - Dressed as Jack for a Halloween once, Ever After - seriously, that movie kicks butt, Princess Bride - kicks even more butt!, Dead Poets Society, V for Vendetta, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Edward Scissorhands - or anything else by Tim Burton really

Shows(I only watch TV online):
Ah! My Goddess, Planetes, Ergo Proxy, Scrubs, The Office, Southland, Chuck, Better Off Ted, Lost ... I'd love to be on Wipeout

Games:
Halo, Marathon: Infinity

Foods:
Potatoes, Cereal, Guacamole, Artichokes, Mac & Cheese, Garlic, Frozen Vegetables - yes, still frozen... it's like dippin dots, only veggie flavored =-)

Music:
The Moody Blues, Goo Goo Dolls, The Kooks, Milosh, Iron & Wine, Death Cab for Cutie, The Wallflowers, Radiohead, Muse, Number One Gun, Weezer, Watkins Family Hour, Nickel Creek, The Postal Service, Augustana, Tom McRae, Bjork, Breaking Benjamin, Matchbox Twenty, The Flaming Lips, The White Stripes, Toy Matinee, Alien Ant Farm, Alkaline Trio, American Hi-Fi, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Apocalyptica, Armor for Sleep, Atlas Plug - HELLL YESSSS - Best Techno stuff ever =-D, some Atreyu, The Avalanches - Great Music Videos, Avenge Sevenfold, Bach, Barenaked Ladies, Baz Luhrmann, Phillip Glass, The Offspring, Beastie Boys, Rage Against the Machine - High up there, Blind Melon, Blink 182, Blue Man Group, Modest Mouse, Blur, Bobby McFerrin Don't Worry... BE HAPPY =-D, Bowling for Soup - Girl all the bad guys want rocks!, Cake, Cary Brothers, Celtic Bagpipes - yes, I know... wtf? but I just love that whiny sound so very much, Chevelle, The Clash, Cliff Martinez, Coldplay, Collin Hay, Dave Matthews Band, David Wilcox, Deftones, Die Trying, Telepopmusik, Tool, Opeth, Trans-Siberian Orchestra, Trapt, Tsuneo Imahori, Moby, Vertical Horizon, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Yo-Yo Ma, They Might Be Giants, System of a Down, Sugar Ray, The Strokes, Sting, Smashing Pumpkins, Santana Feat - etc., Ryan Adams, Ringside, Hamish Syndicate, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, A Perfect Circle, Silversun Pickups ........ Need I go on?

Editors

• lil_hot_cheeto

Trees, Hands, Sight, Things to learn, Bathing, Music

How things work, Ways to improve my artwork, philosophy, happiness, Ways to change the world, Fictional stories that I make up

enjoying a good food.

I hate butt hair. I think it's totally pointless and a complete waste of genetic resources.

I know American Tango and Street Hustle, among other ballroom dances.

I almost never have BO, even without deodorant, unless I eat onions/garlic - which I love.

You hate butt hair too, you think that the letter "C" is pointless, you have a broad sense of humor, you can be immature sometimes, you like silence and appreciate noise, you like poetry.