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derekthered33

34 M Monrovia, CA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 19
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.94m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Management
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid, and might want more
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I enjoy watching grass grow, and taking long walks off of short piers. I dont have swag, but I do have kush, and that's much funner to smoke.

Still reading? That feeling of nausea is normal...

Im newly single and looking to meet new and interesting people. I enjoy humor, technology, video games, reading, and various other nerdy activities.

I also have a 3 year old son who is adorable; he is my world.
What I’m doing with my life
Like I don't hear that enough from the voices in my head.

Im a manager for Gamestop and im a pretty awesome dad to my son.
I’m really good at
Pretending im not thinking about cookies right now. Mmm, cookies...

Avoiding answering questionnaires seriously, being funny, and missing social cues.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I am not in fact Colonel Sanders. I dont know, my height, my super blond hair, or my eyes if theyre close enough to me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Lets say authors: Christopher Moore, Stephen King, Richard Kadrey, Mark Twain, Kurt Vonnegut.

Movies: Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Django Unchained, Half Baked, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Fight Club, Idiocracy, Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles, Office Space

Shows: Breaking Bad, Dexter, Game of Thrones, Lost (even though the ending sucked), Community (when Dan Harmon was still there), Parks and Recreation, True Blood, Upright Citizens Brigade, Strangers with Candy

Music: nirvana, nine inch nails, radiohead, tool, puscifer, the faint, how to destroy angels, ima robot, anything jack white touches, aphex twin, against me!, beck, devo, jucifer, mars volta, muse, pixies, queens of the stone age, talking heads, beatles

Food: mexican food, italian food, steak, meat
The six things I could never do without
Food
Water
Shelter
Oxygen
Sleep
Dragons

My son, laughter, gadgets, music, mental stimulation, and dragons...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sleeping, man's inhumanity to man, the collapse of western civilization, aliens, and what I should have for dinner.
On a typical Friday night I am
The same decaying organic matter as the rest of us.

There really isnt a typical Friday night for me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I hate onions but I like onion rings. I guess what I'm trying to say is I'm a complicated man.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're not bullshitting when you say you want to meet a funny, intelligent guy.

You've tried the best and youre ready to try the rest.

You are still reading this.