derputy
24 Heath, OH
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My self-summary
I like movies and cats, I spend an embarrassing amount of time on the internet, I get too competitive over trivia and board games, and I can't walk out of a thrift store without buying something. I'm always last place in Mario Kart, but I try not to let it get me down. I like bars with wood paneling and lots of goofy shit on the walls.
What I’m doing with my life
Going to school, working, and trying to maintain my sanity in the process.
I’m really good at
My useless superpower is being really, really good at rock paper scissors. My dentist also says I have perfect teeth and I've never had a cavity, so I guess my oral hygiene is pretty on point. I'm confident that if I were ever on The Price is Right, I could easily make it to the showcase, but that confidence would probably lead to my inevitable downfall, like Icarus flying too close to Drew Carey.
The first things people usually notice about me
Somebody's mom once told me I talk with my eyes, whatever that means. I've been told my hair smells nice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: The Big Lebowski, Fargo, Moonrise Kingdom, Inglourious Basterds, The Cat Returns, Wayne's World, Drive, The Lion King, The Fantastic Mister Fox, Spirited Away, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, The Shining, Gladiator, lots more.

Books: A Song of Ice and Fire, Beasts of Burden, Watchmen, Invisible Monsters, Harry Potter, The Hobbit, Where the Sidewalk Ends. I'm trying to read more, so if you've got a recommendation feel free to share. Currently reading Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance.

Shows: Game of Thrones, House of Cards, Futurama, Breaking Bad, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The IT Crowd, Sherlock, King of the Hill, Golden Girls, Check It Out!, Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job, Frisky Dingo, Archer, Bob's Burgers, Twin Peaks, Broad City, MST3K.

Music: Really depends on my mood. Journey, Styx, Brand New, Busdriver, Iron and Wine, Neil Young, Fleetwood Mac, Die Antwoord, Jimmy Eat World, Flying Lotus, Bruce Springsteen, Childish Gambino, David Bowie, Fall Out Boy, Chvrches, Chrome Sparks, Chance the Rapper, Fleet Foxes, MF Doom, Wu-Tang Clan, Weezer, Simon & Garfunkel, Father John Misty, John Denver, etc.

Food: Breakfast and Mexican, maybe even at the same time. Brexican? Also gelato, pirate booty, and pizza.
The six things I could never do without
-Dependable wifi.
-My car.
-My dog.
-Chapstick.
-Pizza.
-Coffee with a metric shit-ton of creamer because my palate is unrefined and black coffee is disgusting.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Food, the universe, music, and the oxford comma.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working. TGIF does not apply to food service.

On my ideal Friday night, I would be drinking and playing board games with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have terrible seasonal allergies and a moderate caffeine addiction.
You should message me if
You're into cats and like to party. Also, if you've got a book or a show that you'd like to recommend that's okay, too, or tell me a stupid joke.
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