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derputy

23 F Heath, OH

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Poorly), Yiddish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I like movies and cats, I spend an embarrassing amount of time on the internet, I get too competitive over trivia and board games, and I can't walk out of a thrift store without buying something. I'm always last place in Mario Kart, but I try not to let it get me down.
What I’m doing with my life
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Going to school, working, and trying to maintain my sanity in the process. When I'm not doing those things, I drink beer and cross stitch while Netflix-ing. That's about as far as my ability to multitask will stretch.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
My useless superpower is being really, really good at rock paper scissors. My dentist also says I have perfect teeth and I've never had a cavity, so I guess my oral hygiene is pretty on point. I'm confident that if I were ever on The Price is Right, I could easily make it to the showcase, but that confidence would probably lead to my inevitable downfall, like Icarus flying too close to Drew Carey.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Somebody's mom once told me I talk with my eyes, whatever that means.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: The Big Lebowski, Fargo, Moonrise Kingdom, Inglourious Basterds, The Cat Returns, Wayne's World, Drive, The Lion King, The Fantastic Mister Fox, Spirited Away, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, and lots more. I wish Wes Anderson directed real life.

Books: A Song of Ice and Fire, Beasts of Burden, Watchmen, Invisible Monsters, Harry Potter, The Hobbit. I should really read more than I do, so if you've got a recommendation feel free to share.

Shows: Game of Thrones, House of Cards, Futurama, Breaking Bad, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The IT Crowd, Sherlock, King of the Hill, Golden Girls, Check It Out!, Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job, Frisky Dingo, Archer, Bob's Burgers, Twin Peaks, Broad City.

Music: Really depends on my mood. Journey, Styx, Brand New, Busdriver, Iron and Wine, Neil Young, Fleetwood Mac, Die Antwoord, Flying Lotus/Captain Murphy, Bruce Springsteen, Childish Gambino, David Bowie, Fall Out Boy, Chvrches, Chrome Sparks, Chance the Rapper, Fleet Foxes, MF Doom, Wu-Tang Clan, Simon & Garfunkel, etc.

Food: Breakfast and Mexican, maybe even at the same time. Brexican?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-My laptop.
-Beer.
-Kitties.
-A sense of humor.
-My car. I've been trying to think up a decent name, and I think I've settled on Taystee.
-Thrift shoppin'.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
When I'm driving I daydream about elaborate song and dance routines to whatever I'm listening to (I can't sing or dance, but if I could I'd be great at it). Sometimes I'll go on Petfinder and find ugly dogs (if you think that sounds mean, you're probably a better person than I am). I think about art projects that maybe someday I'll get around to, or new hobbies that sound cool in theory, like quilting or hula hooping.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working. Boring, I know, but TGIF does not apply to food service.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a moderate caffeine addiction and terrible seasonal allergies, and I have more stuffed animals than any adult should reasonably own.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 21–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You like cats; are snobby about beer or whiskey, but not both; and if I used semicolons inappropriately, or if I used them appropriately and you'd like to congratulate me.