if i ever had an idol, it would be jack johnson(heavy weight champ)
i want a little girl
to love alot
give her anything that i've got
just a little girl who'd fall in love with me...
(an old jazz tune i like and it applies to me)
...so basically, i'm a sweet, lonely, guy looking for a companion. i prefer one on one relationships and small crowds. i compose music as a release or explanation of what's going on inside me. i really wish i had a band! but i live in the middle of nowhere and finding band mates is next to impossible. i can be hyper-active then be so quiet you'd have to check my pulse. i think i could be a stand-up comic if was more organized about it. i'm ALWAYS spewing out jokes. i'm a strong man, mentally and physically. I dig deep. i'm determined almost a little obsessive. i build gigantic roof trusses and i can fix your toilet....
i'm poorly read, but am severely intellectual
and i'm not very articulate.but i long to be.
i thrive in obscurity.
do you mind if i give you some of my 12 play?...
this my music:
music is my thing, even though i'm the only one in the audience
i am a free being...
i can anger easily...
i'm a quiet one...
if you hang out with me, you'll experience the super terrific happy hour...
i am a total social outcast....
if i'ts not fun....i'm leaving...
*OK. FROM THIS POINT ON, I'M SHOWCASING MY HUMOR/BRILLIANCE AND/OR JUST MY STATUS AS A FULL-BLOWN WACK-A-LOON. you decide. it's not really necessary to read any more of the summary section*
"i am a child of light....i no longer give in to the temptations of the flesh....for i am sworn to a life of celibacy"
#1- i'm very shy and i'm probably sitting here, too scared to write you, please help!(write me if you want?)
#2- i won't be your husband, but i totally want to BE your husband( riddle me this fair maiden ?....:)
#3- i am caged heat. use caution when handling!
i am focused on my studies and the things i'm into. i'm looking to make some new friends with out drama. just simple fun like we are kids in sand box with out said goals, just reacting on our primitive path of happiness.....
... any one person has the right to interact with any other person without limitations or restrictions of any kind by someone other than themselves?
i'm a jokester!! i'm almost always laughing. i don't need the bad stuff....well, cuz it's bad, right?
i make videos too~ http://www.youtube.com/user/rentiscrawl?feature=mhum
.... the rest just fluff....
(5/31/11)- my vas deferens was severed during an unfortunate smelting accident and i lost a lot of blood.....i was down to......2 tablespoons....and i vowed, to my maker, i would not pay more than $1 for a gallon of gas!!
(5/15/11)- i'm one of a kind but one in the same.
(2/18/11)- there is only a hand full of things you should take seriously, the rest is a big fucking joke..
(2/11/11)- i'm a gorilla for sure! and i can be exhausting as you will see...
(1/13/11)- working off the winter chubbs of 2007 is haRDer than i thought. at 31,trying to get my metabolic rate to rise is like trying to jerk off a crusty old impotent man. it's just not going up. semper fi!!
(12/2910)- i grow a strong beard, then i shave it down to timid stubble. and repeat. this proves things always end. i don't really get my hopes up, but i am excited to sleep.
(11/18/10)... i should start a blog. i have decided that i'm everything and nothing all at once, but the faux pas twist is i am alive, living some sort of ongoing low calorie nightmare. a typical part of the american reality, what once was a dream is now a muzzled scream, nestled near the nexus of my desires....
(7/4/10)...so let me get to speed. i am the quiet man in a corner, any corner, so just as long as no one hears me and no one cares. that's the corner where i reside. facing the wall to complete the effect of non-exsistance. i have said it would be beautiful to be ignored, but through unconscience steps, i find myself only denied and therefore annoyed. i thought the line between being denied and being ignored had more girth. i was wrong and i can not deny that.....
(2008-2009) music is my life. i write it, preform it, and live it! I NEED TO MEET PEOPLE WHO DO MUSIC AND are DRIVEN BY SATAN TO DO SO!
I NEED A BACK RUB!
I AM THERE FOR YOU AND HERE FOR ME.
I WILL BUY THE SOCKS AND UNDERWEAR IF YOU BUY SHOES AND PANTS.
I FEEL AT TIMES I AM A LOUTISH LOUSE.(look it up)
I WISH I STILL HAD CATS.
I HAVE ALOT MORE THAN A sense OF HUMOR!
I WANT TO YOU TO TALK TO ME.
i like candles and incense.
romance is A OK, and prefered.
i am a homebody all the way.I love wine and cooking. I love documentaries and old film. I like to write words on paper and sing songs.FOR THE POET IS COMPELLED TO SING. i love intimacy. i cnat spell! i am a veggie-vegan . VERY INDEPENDENT. im quiet and passive. PLUS INSANELY SHY AND SOCIALy AWKWARD. i work really hard for what i have, you have to.
i like to drink beer in the shower while running the hottest of waters on my back.
i have seen some movies over 100 times(dumb and dummer, ace ventura, sidewalks of new york, wayne's world...)
i like being naked
i have a tendency to start talking about something with out stating a change in topic.
eye contact makes me itchy.
THIS IS REALLY NO LONGER A SUMMARY?
i often speak in movie dialog.
I SPIT MY MOUTHWASH IN TO THE TOILET TO KEEP IT SANITARY.
I am a screw loose, ON MUSIC, and manicaly sweet
....i can be long winded...
perhaps i've said too much?