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derrextune

34 M Manitowoc, WI

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–50
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:10pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegan
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Often
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Sign
Capricorn
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Construction
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Occitan (Fluently), Afrikaans (Fluently), C++ (Fluently), LISP (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
all i really need is a guitar, a bike, and a skateboard. the rest is just random experiences.

hey don't just visit, say something. even if it's just to say how much you dislike me. cuz that's fun too.

...so basically, i'm a sweet, lonely, guy looking for a companion. i prefer one on one relationships and small crowds. i compose music . i can be hyper-active then be so quiet you'd THINK you'd have to check my pulse. i'm ALWAYS spewing out jokes. i'm a strong man, mentally and physically. I dig deep. i'm determined almost a little obsessive. i build gigantic roof trusses and i can fix your toilet....

nut shell:
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i bike. and. ride a skateboard . play guitar/drums/ and write songs. i watch a ton of movies. i want to be a farmer and sex is good.libations through out.
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i'm poorly read, but am severely intellectual

and i'm not very articulate.but i long to be.

i thrive in obscurity.

do you mind if i give you some of my 12 play?...

this my music:
http://soundcloud.com/die-in-person

music is my thing, even though i'm the only one in the audience

i am a free being...

i'm a quiet one...

if you hang out with me, you'll experience the super terrific happy hour...

i am a total social outcast....

if i'ts not fun....i'm leaving...

*OK. FROM THIS POINT ON, I'M SHOWCASING MY HUMOR/BRILLIANCE AND/OR JUST MY STATUS AS A FULL-BLOWN WACK-A-LOON. you decide. it's not really necessary to read any more of the summary section*
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#1- i'm very shy and i'm probably sitting here, too scared to write you, please help!(write me if you want?)

#2- i won't be your husband, but i totally want to BE your husband( riddle me this fair maiden ?....:)

#3- i am caged heat. use caution when handling!

i am focused on my studies and the things i'm into. i'm looking to make some new friends with out drama. just simple fun like we are kids in sand box with out said goals, just reacting on our primitive path of happiness.....

... any one person has the right to interact with any other person without limitations or restrictions of any kind by someone other than themselves?

i'm a jokester!! i'm almost always laughing. i don't need the bad stuff....well, cuz it's bad, right?

i make videos too~ http://www.youtube.com/user/rentiscrawl?feature=mhum

.... the rest is just fluff....

i NEED TO MEET PEOPLE WHO DO MUSIC AND are DRIVEN BY SATAN TO DO SO!
I NEED A BACK RUB!

I AM THERE FOR YOU AND HERE FOR ME.
I WILL BUY THE SOCKS AND UNDERWEAR IF YOU BUY SHOES AND PANTS.

I FEEL AT TIMES I AM A LOUTISH LOUSE.(look it up)
I WISH I STILL HAD CATS.
I HAVE ALOT MORE THAN A sense OF HUMOR!

I WANT TO YOU TO TALK TO ME.
i like candles and incense.
romance is A OK, and prefered.

i am a homebody all the way.I love wine and cooking. I love documentaries and old film. I like to write words on paper and sing songs.FOR THE POET IS COMPELLED TO SING. i love intimacy. i cnat spell! i am a veggie-vegan . VERY INDEPENDENT. im quiet and passive. PLUS INSANELY SHY AND SOCIALy AWKWARD. i work really hard for what i have, you have to.

i like to drink beer in the shower while running the hottest of waters on my back.

i have seen some movies over 100 times(dumb and dummer, ace ventura, sidewalks of new york, wayne's world...)
i like being naked

i have a tendency to start talking about something with out stating a change in topic.

eye contact makes me itchy.
THIS IS REALLY NO LONGER A SUMMARY?

i often speak in movie dialog.
but.

I SPIT MY MOUTHWASH IN TO THE TOILET TO KEEP IT SANITARY.

I am a screw loose, ON MUSIC, and manicaly sweet

....i can be long winded...

perhaps i've said too much?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
i do believe i have the soul of a holy man

lumber jacking. i take lumber and i jack it up.
lumber jacking to hustle sounds.
lumber jacking was cool when i was 21 but now i just have a chronic aching skeleton.
ranting and panting
trying to write good checks
trying tO sit still
WAFTING

wishing you were here instead of there....WISHING I WAS THERE INSTEAD OF HERE.....

SEX

music, biking, skateboarding,learning things like guitar repair, gardening, world economics, etc...getting lost on youtube, i have 200 movies in my netflix cue so....there's that.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
, music?(kinda),SEX, building, driving, cooking(i cook, and when i do, I WASH THE FUCKING PANS STRAIGHT AWAY !!very key)...well not always....hehehe..., being awake and,sleeping, TALKING TO MYSELF, freaking, , tWeAkInG?!~ anxiety, getting my way(i wish), dreaming up unlikely scenarios, RIDING THE PINES, vulgar abstract thought, maybe romance?, missing people when they are not present, being an anti-social light, SILENCE, bastardly deeds, poverty, TUNING GUITARS, POVERTY AND , DEBTS, tuning guitars, SEX. anger.
becoming absolutely nothing...and i
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my eyes and my sense of existance, and that i'm really not there?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
books?, movies are whole life of conversation, my favorite music IS music, veggie sushi, grapes, pizza, coffee

WORDS:NOAM CHOMSKY!!!!!!!!! SYD BARRET, karoac, bukowski, plath, dr. seuss, cobain, stuff i haven't read yet that is simular to theese,

movies: buffalo 66, sidewalks of new york, adaptaion, wild at heart, love crazy, born yesterday, punch drunk love, magnloia, the shape of things, quills, last exit to brooklyn, seceratry, bull durham, blue velvet, spun, breakfast of champions, short cuts, from here to eternity, seize the day, sweet and low down, auto focus,jerry maguire, IT, permanent mid night,......it dosen't stop. COMMIG TO AMERICA, and all the other eddie murrphy flick, all jim carey films except MAJESTIC, all ZOOEY DESCHENEL appearances, LEAVING LAS VEGAS, WAYNE'S WORLD, THE WEDDING SINGER, i geek out on sienfeld, UCB, strangers with candy, kids in the hall, star trek, saved by the bell, smurfs, he-man, looney tunes, ren and stimpy, ..... TRIXE, DAVE CHAPELLE, PLANET OF THE APES, the naked gun series, AMERICAN SPLENDOR, HAMLET, AMERICAN BEAUTY, woody allen stuff, BEATLE JUICE, NERDS, MOONWALKER, the zeitgeist trilogy

music: syd barret, jimmi hendrix, SHAKTI, today is the day, man is the bastard, his hero is gone, dystopia, state of fear, servitude, inhumanity, disrupt, despise you, TORTISE, BROKEBACK, bjork, portishead, radiohead, THE LIFE AND TIMES, SHINER, MOGWAI, NEUROSIS, sepultura, pantara, DK, CRASS, JEWEL, PASTY CLINE, miles davis, dave weckle, art blakey, steve gadd, JOE MORELLO, sitars and tablas, NOISE, LOUD AS FUCK GUITARS, again this list goes on forever...QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE,dautghers, ROBERT JOHNSON AND ALL OLD DIRTY BLUES, sad bastard music, city and colour, decide, st. vincent,....hella, old man gloom, northless, shellac, floor, discordance axis, WELCOME.....

foods: grapes, plums, EVERYTHING VEGAN! PEACHES, thai, mexican, sushi, Chinese, indian, vaginas, brests, wine, dark beer, all veggies, tempeh, soy meats, coffee, tea, bread, quinoa, free food, nuts,....

TV: weeds, jeopardy, star trek, seinfeld, chappelle show, history channel, BIOGRAPHY, food network, animal plant, HGTV, pro and collage football, adult swim,scrubs, lock-up, gangland, tosh.o, daily show, colbert report, ....IF YOU WATCH AMERICAN IDOL, GLEE, OR ANY OF THAT LAME REALITY SHIT, PLEASE DIE NOW!!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
music, water, oxygen, love, freedom, and you, SEX
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
music, water, oxygen, love, freedom, and you, SEX >music ? what's that smell? ... and will there be dancing? SEX+MUSIC=?

the power of fertile soil, the dystpoian state of the earth,

the vensus project
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
submitting to the enslavement of the monetary system and by-forth, growing a garden of despair. . ....... actually i do THAT everyday....?? BEING ALONE IN MY LITTLE DRONE. ....... actually i do THAT everyday....?? AND SEX.

playing guitar while watching jeopardy

falling asleep during late night pbs

...wait, i do these things everyday....
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i once bought weed in a wal-mart parking lot.

certain people go with certain people and certain people CAN NOT be with certain people ...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
NO SMOKERS!!!!!!!!! tobacco junkies are a huge turn off.barf!
,,,,but i may make an exception for the right gal...

...if you want to be buds for life. you feel inclined to meet the coolest guy ever! you have a brilliant sense of humor. IF YOU WANT TO SIT AND WATCH MOVIES AND DISCUSS THEM ALL DAY/NIGHT. if you have something to say that make my ears go perky. YOU WANT TO BE IN MY BAND!!

*PLUS POINTS*
YOU write songs too
you like loud heavy music
you have a football fetish
you're super rich
you are jenna fischer
you have a vagina, even it was once a penis