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desertbuttons

33 M Carson City, NV

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–49
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 23, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Hawaiian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'd much rather make jokes than actually try to type something serious here. I don't take internet dating very seriously, but am always willing to give it a try. It usually just leads to sex, which is fine, but not always enough. It's nice to enjoy time with someone between the doing-it. I have my flaws, but I am 100% sincere & honest, and try to treat every person I meet as if they were a close friend.

I'm a musician, singer, writer, and other stuff as well. Art is everything, everything is art. I don't have a job and I LOVE IT, and not ashamed to admit that. I'm still looking for work, but if you're one of those chicks that is obsessed with whether a guy has a job & a car, you're welcome to hop into some asshole's Porche & go to the mall so he can buy you stuff to make you forget about what an asshole he is, I'll be on the bus with the common folk.

I am non-partisan, non-profit, and non-prophet
What I’m doing with my life
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Playing music, thinking, dreaming.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Free association, kissing, listening, writing, and umm...it's hard to make this list without seeming like I'm full of myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
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"You never know just how you look through other people's eyes." ~ Butthole Surfers
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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BOOKS: The Power of Myth, Cosmos, The Tibetan Book of the Dead, Lamb, King, Lovecraft, Huxley, Sci-fi; MOVIES: How to Operate Your Brain, Kubrick, Troma, Natural Born Killers, The Wall ; TV: Star Trek, Quantum Leap, Mr. Show, Curb Your Enthusiasm, but even the stuff I enjoy usually carries with it the faint, unpleasant stench of Hollywood ; MUSIC (my favorite): Tool, Pink Floyd, Primus, Phish, soul, funk, rock, metal, jazz, rap, hip hop, country, prog...it's ALL good ; FOOD: Fruit, vegetables, juice, still trying to break my junk food habit.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Food, Oxygen, Water, Clothing, Music, and Friends. Well, on second thought, I'll take extra of any of the other 5 instead of clothing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sex, Nugs, and Rock & Roll
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Partying with my friends and playing loud music
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I cried when I heard Kurt Cobain died.
You should message me if
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you made it this far without losing interest and clicking on someone else.