Yes! Online Dating! Let the awkwardness begin!

✓ College Educated / Employed
✓ Dashingly Handsome / Healthy
✓ Better than 99% of the Losers on OKC!
✓ Smells Nice!
✓ Parent Friendly!
✓ Potty Trained!
✓ 30 Day Money-Back Guarantee!

I’m a crazy art major who didn’t conform to the “starving artist” stereotype. I spend most of my days super-glued to fancy MacBook Pro working (and sipping scalding hot coffee) and my nights at the gym on the hamster wheel or maybe being a social butterfly and out with friends.

Don't let my profile fool you! I'm very independent, motivated, competitive, adaptable, loyal and ambitious. I'm always striving to set new goals and push myself to the limit, and can be a little sarcastic from time to time.

I've been working for an advertising/marketing agency in Royal Oak as a web designer for 4 years. They keep me pretty busy nudging pixels left and right and developing all kinds of “neat-o” stuff including websites, blogs, mobile apps, email campaigns, social media campaigns etc. (Yes, I get paid to do stuff on Facebook and tinker around on my iPhone). It’s really the ultimate convergence of art and technology and a perfect fit for me. It's not just a job, it's my passion.

I also do freelance work on the side. I’m honestly amazed at how much work is really out there. Word of mouth and referrals go along way. I'm very talented ;) No sexual pun intended...haha.

Health and fitness are also an important part of my life. I'm at the gym 6-7 days a week.

• Aesthetics
• Problem solving
• Photoshop (see my profile pics for further proof)
• Being a smartass
• Figuring out what's wrong with websites
• Coloring inside the lines in coloring books
• Embarrassing myself in front of a large group of people
• Taking bribes
• Hostage Negotiations
• Not posting useless status updates on Facebook

My uncanny appearance to everyone. Somehow everyone is convinced that I look like someone they know. "OMG...You look exactly like..." It's funny, but somewhat annoying to always get mistaken for someone else in public.

I don't know if that means I have a generic, mass-produced look to myself (maybe I can get a licensing deal through Mattel for my own action figure), or if I'm part of some kind of top-secret government cloning conspiracy. I'd like to think the latter.

Books – Well I generally don’t have a lot of time to read, but I came across Tough Sh*t by Kevin Smith recently, and found it hilarious. It was probably the filthiest thing I’ve ever read, and I loved every word of it.

Movies - Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, Inglorious Bastards, Se7en Office Space, V for Vendetta, The Shawshank Redemption - generally any Apatow or Tarantino films.

Shows - Breaking Bad, Mad Men, The Walking Dead, Dexter, Louie, Californication, It's Always Sunny, The League, Family Guy., The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, & Portlandia. I'm a sucker for anything on premium cable or a shows that have amazing writers, character development or just tell one hell of an original story.

Music - 30 Seconds to Mars,The Black Keys, We Came as Romans, Civil Twilight, Rise Against, Cage the Elephant,A Day to Remember, Evans Blue, Foo Fighters, Switchfoot, Nine Inch Nails…you get the idea. Spotify is my new best friend for music.

Food - Italian, Mexican, American..Big fan of anything grilled or spicy (but not too spicy). I'll pretty much eat anything as long as it doesn't taste like a dry piece of cardboard.

001 Google Searches / Instant Gratification
002 Coffee / Caffeine
003 Intellectual Curiosity
004 Creativity / Imagination
005 Car (or reliable transportation for that matter).
006 Family / Friends

• Does this online dating shenanigans really work?
• What famous celebrity would be willing to endorse me?
• Why are Trix only for kids?
• The Tyranny of Choice
• World Domination
• How to survive the zombie apocalypse
• When robot wives will become cheap and effective. :-P

It really all depends on what's going on. I could be out and about with friends - restaurant, bar, movies, etc., out at the gym, at home watching a movie or catching up on shows on my DVR.

Sometimes I get to work in my pajamas. Yes, it's as awesome (and comfy) as you think it is. I know you're jealous. And in case you're wondering, I wear an adult-sized Winnie the Pooh onesie. That will explain why I'm covered in yellow fuzzies if we ever meet.

I think my new favorite song happens to be the mash up of Nine Inch Nails “Head Like a Hole” with Carly Rae Jepsen’s “Call Me Maybe."

you're at least (a little) interested, intrigued, you laughed at my profile (or me in one of my stupid pictures), or you just feel like messaging me for the hell of it. If anything else, I DARE YOU to message me. You can't decline a dare!