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deskjockey3000

31 / M / straight / Single

Brooklyn, New York

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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 7" (1.70m).
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New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
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No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Sagittarius but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
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Income
Kids
Pets
Languages
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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I am funky, cold, and medina.

My Self-Summary

Hello, I am a researcher, mostly consumer and media-related stuff. Lately I spend my free time running, learning Spanish, reading, managing my Netflix list, and obsessing over politics.

What I’m doing with my life

Keeping it together, putting one foot in front of the other, helping Pampers gain market share over Huggies.

I’m really good at

Alphanumeric filing systems, building empathic bonds with woodland animals, listening, mix tapes, remembering faces but not names, wishing and hoping and thinking and praying, planning and dreaming.

The first things people usually notice about me

My huge boobs - and I'm not afraid to use them!

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Music: Lately- The National- Boxer, Ali Farka Toure- Savane, Brian Wilson- Smile, Bill Evans - Explorations, Philip Glass - Les Animaux Amoreux, Max Richter- The Blue Notebooks, Faure- Requiem, For Emma, Forever Ago- Bon Iver

Books: Recent- Brothers Karamazov, Herodotus, No Country for Old Men, Golden Compass, New York Review of Books (not a book, so sue me)

Movies: Encounters at the End of the World, The Shining, Starship Troopers, Notorious, Good the Bad and the Ugly, Tommy Boy, Anchorman, Heat, Treasure of the Sierra Madre. Also just finished watching The Wire- amazing!

Food: I like burritos a lot, also Thai, Indian, pasta of any kind- my taste in food is sadly mostly functional- food as fuel. Anyone wants to try and up my game I'm willing...

The six things I could never do without

Ipod, a space where I can escape the rest of the world, a computer, a bevy of bountiful books, stuff, things.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

How I'm going to keep moving forward in the world, what is important to me, how people are like monkeys....yes they are...

On a typical Friday night I am

Maxin’ and relaxin’ with a few friends and some Colt 45.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I'm willing to admit all sorts of shameful things, but I'm not going to.

You should message me if

You think I'm swell and wouldn't mind a swell fellow in your life.