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27 Pelham, AL Woman


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23–37
  • Near me
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My details

Last online
Today – 5:43am
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from two-year college
Seeing Someone
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
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6/13/2015: Haven't been on the site in ages. Just stopping in. Currently dating. Social interaction is hard...


I'm a neurotic, giggly, opinionated weirdo looking for fun and friendship. I know it's cliche', but I don't like playing games. I am honest, blunt, and at times a little too forward. I try to respect peoples' boundaries, however, and I appreciate reciprocation on this point. Sometimes I'm confident, and sometimes I'm self-doubting to the extreme. It all kind of depends on the day I've had.

I love people. I love talking to them, being around them, touching them, getting to know them. I'm also terrified of people and find them exhausting. I feel like a person who is allergic to water.

Social justice, be it racial, sexual, class-based, etc., is something I'm very passionate about, though I haven't done anything noteworthy to prove it. Intentions are all well and good, but my goal is to make a positive change in my community someday. I think unregulated capitalism is the devil, and that it is antithetical to democracy. Feminism. Racial justice. Those are my jams!

I really like cats and the color purple. INFP.
What I’m doing with my life
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Racking up nursing experience on a little country hospital's observation unit. I have an ADN and I'd really like to get my BSN soon. Eventually I'd like to work for the health department or Planned Parenthood.

I have a pipe dream of creating a sustainable hippie community with free birth control for everyone.

I don't want children of my own, but I'm not opposed to maybe being a stepmom one day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Naming things. Biology.

Writing political screeds.

I'm getting better and better at starting peripheral IVs every day.

Being on time with pain medication. For reals, you want me as your nurse if you're in the hospital with a relatively minor but painful complaint.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My long hair or loud laughter, probably.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books/Comics/Blogs: American Gods, Harry Potter, Egalia's Daughters, Gaiman's Sandman, The Walking Dead, Watchmen, Deadpool, Shakesville, Fannie's Room.

Movies: Tremors, Moon, Warm Bodies, Paranorman, Inglorious Basterds, Snatch, Serenity, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, Watchmen, 300, The Avengers, Iron Man, Thor, Guardians of the Galaxy, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Men in Black, Shaun of the Dead, Osmosis Jones, Me and You and Everyone We Know, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)

Shows: Firefly, Doctor Who, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, Gravity Falls, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Star Trek: TNG, Star Trek: DS9, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Attack on Titan, Hemlock Grove, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Superjail, The Mighty Boosh, Chopped, Restaurant: Impossible, The Big Bang Theory, The Boondocks, Samurai 7, Black Dynamite
Radio Shows: Car Talk, Wait Wait Don't Tell Me, Says You, Studio 360, This American Life.
Other Shows: Ill Doctrine, because I want to have Jay Smooth's babies.

Music: Pink Floyd, Joy Division, New Order, Radiohead, Jimi Hendrix, The Beatles, Oasis, Gorillaz, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Blur, Aurelio Voltaire, Nirvana, Daft Punk, Explosions in the Sky, Queens of the Stone Age, Blue Oyster Cult, Black Sabbath, Barenaked Ladies, System of a Down, Two Door Cinema Club, The Glitch Mob, Death Cab For Cutie, MGMT. Just kinda all over the place! I give anything a shot.

Food: Chinese food, chicken (especially fingers), barbecue (that's BBQ, y'all), Nutella, stir-fried broccoli, asparagus, Italian food, Mexican food, my mom's red beans and rice, brownies and chocolate chip cookies (warm and fresh, preferably)

Video games: Pokemon, World of Warcraft, Final Fantasy VIII, Final Fantasy X, The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Fire Emblem series
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Alcohol swabs/hub scrubs (I can't even.)
Black eyeliner.
Hand washing.
Singing in my car.
Talking about politics and social justice.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Religion and politics and the intersection of the two. The Liberal Agenda. The Feminist Agenda. The Gay Agenda. How sad it is that our society will never ever reach the socialist utopia depicted in Star Trek.

"People don't see each other as who they really are. They see each other as they would like them to be." - some guy I don't really know

What cards to add to my Magic: The Gathering commander deck.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
treating 5 chest pain patients along with one other patient with a completely random disease.

Or playing Magic draft at the local game shop, I hope to be doing that a lot, it's a ton of fun!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have had gastric band surgery to lose weight, and I regret it.

I live with depression, possibly of the bipolar variety. I am medicated and stable.

I am curious about the BDSM scene, specifically domme, though I have no experience with it.
You should message me if
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You are interested in social justice and liberal causes!

You want love and friendship.

You like to touch and be touched.

You're a skinny, tall guy with long hair, especially if you're shy, especially if you like dominant women. I will probably automatically reply to you. (That's not to say I won't reply to folks who don't match this description! I just really, REALLY like skinny tall guys with long hair...)