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destrolock

27 F Pelham, AL

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 16
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Medicine
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Geeky, socially-awkward, feminist nurse.
(I'm a socialist. woooooOOOooOooo)
INFP, and I'd say it's pretty darn close!
I have good days and bad days.
I'm occasionally kind of a flake.
I am nervous around people who I really like, but I'm finding some confidence lately.
I know what I want in love and in a man, I just can't put it into words.
I want happiness, love, and JUSTICE in the world, not necessarily in that order.
I am really, really weird, but sometimes it's kind of charming (at least that's what I tell myself).
I like hamsters and cats, and pretty much always need at least one of each in my life.
I am looking for good friends and folks to chill with. Possible no-strings stuff with interesting people. Maybe dating. Still sorting through some baggage. You know how it is.
What I’m doing with my life
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Racking up nursing experience on a little country hospital's observation unit. I have an ADN and I'd really like to get my BSN soon. Eventually I'd like to work for the health department or Planned Parenthood.

I have a pipe dream of creating a sustainable hippie community with free birth control for everyone.

I don't want children of my own, but I'm not opposed to maybe being a stepmom one day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Naming things. Biology.

Writing political screeds.

I'm getting better and better at starting peripheral IVs every day.

Being on time with pain medication. For reals, you want me as your nurse if you're in the hospital with a relatively minor but painful complaint.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Long hair.

I'm always smiling and chipper at work. On Facebook, I'm a socio-political Debbie Downer. When hanging out with friends, I'm pretty quiet, until someone says something that makes me laugh, and I go into gigglefits.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books/Comics/Blogs: American Gods, Harry Potter, Egalia's Daughters, Gaiman's Sandman, The Walking Dead, Watchmen, Shakesville, I Blame The Patriarchy, Fannie's Room, Skepchick.

Movies: Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, Warm Bodies, Serenity, Watchmen, 300, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Men in Black, Shaun of the Dead, Osmosis Jones, Me and You and Everyone We Know, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)

Shows: Firefly, Doctor Who, Gravity Falls, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Star Trek: TNG, Star Trek: DS9, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Attack on Titan, Hemlock Grove, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Superjail, The Mighty Boosh, Chopped, Restaurant: Impossible, The Big Bang Theory, The Boondocks, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, Samurai 7, Black Dynamite
Radio Shows: Car Talk, Wait Wait Don't Tell Me, Says You, Studio 360, This American Life. Yeah, I'm kind of an NPR snob.
Other Shows: Ill Doctrine, because I want to have Jay Smooth's babies.

Music: Pink Floyd, Jimi Hendrix, Radiohead, The Beatles, Oasis, Gorillaz, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Blur, Voltaire, Nirvana, Daft Punk, Explosions in the Sky, Queens of the Stone Age, Blue Oyster Cult, Black Sabbath, Barenaked Ladies, System of a Down. Just kinda all over the place! I give anything a shot.

Food: Chinese food, chicken (especially fingers), Nutella, stir-fried broccoli, asparagus, Italian food, Mexican food, my mom's red beans and rice, brownies and chocolate chip cookies (warm and fresh, preferably)

Video games: Pokemon, World of Warcraft, Final Fantasy VIII, Final Fantasy X, The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Fire Emblem series
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Alcohol swabs/hub scrubs (I can't even.)
Black eyeliner.
Hand washing.
Singing in my car.
Talking about politics and social justice.
Medication.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Religion and politics and the intersection of the two. The Liberal Agenda. The Feminist Agenda. The Gay Agenda. How sad it is that our society will never ever reach the socialist utopia depicted in Star Trek.

"People don't see each other as who they really are. They see each other as they would like them to be." - some guy I don't really know
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
treating 5 chest pain patients along with one other patient with a completely random disease.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have had gastric band surgery to lose weight, and I regret it.

I have some pretty crazy mood swings.
(Um. Officially diagnosed with Major Depression [who isn't]. Have been accused in passing of being bipolar. Just like a girl, amirite?)
You should message me if
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You are interested in social justice and liberal causes!

You want love and friendship.

You like to touch and be touched.