Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I gotta update this thing, I realized it's out of date a bit. I
Will work on it soon enough.
Hi, I'm David. I seem to always draw a blank on a section like
this, so just consider this a constant work in progress that comes
together over time.
I think I'm a happy go lucky guy. I'm good looking, I try to stay
healthy, and I got a good personality. Or at least from my
completely unbiased perspective, I possess these aforementioned
traits. You can take my word for it, I'm honest, too!
I can start off kind of shy, but I open up fairly quickly. I
believe I'm a bit of a dork, and a little on the goofy side. I do
dumb things, I sing dumb made-up songs, and spend a lot of my time
dancing around making a fool of myself. However, these are behind
closed doors traits, for around people I forget that the English
language was invented so that I could communicate with people. At
the moment, I'm trying to swap these two guys out and roll out with
the fun one.
I think I have a good sense of humor; it may delve into some bad
places at times, maybe I should, or maybe I shouldn't make fun of
this or that, but hey if you cant take the heat get out of the
kitchen. Jokes are jokes! However, I can take what I give very
lightheartedly. There are no topics off-limits people! Humor makes
situations easier. Just the other day I was watching TV with a
friend, a kid was dying(It's a movie and he lived, breathe), and
she said what would you tell his brother? I said, that it's ok, you
can have all his toys. Bad? Nah.
I love sarcasm. Sorry, but a little back and forth smart-ass banter
really gets me going. So if that's your forte and you can handle it
back, please don't hesitate. If you cant handle sarcasm, you are
probably gonna hate my guts.
I am Fun, Happy, and Living
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
For one, I'm at a point in my life where I realize that I'm not
getting any younger, and my perspective on life has changed
dramatically from what it was just a couple years ago.
As it stands, I'm paying the bills, staying healthy, trying to
finish college. I've finally almost made it, Dec. 2014, and I'll
have done something pretty good with my life. Could feel pretty
good, I'll let the OKcupid crowd know.
I want to live young now too. It wont be long before life grabs me
by the horns and things I allowed to pass I'll not be able to do
anymore. So being young and free has its merits to me now, too.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Haha no, I have my strong points and weaknesses. I'm good at
keeping myself entertained. I am a child at heart, I still veg out
on games, toys amuse me, so do cartoons.
I'm really good at putting my best forward. Any hobby I pick up I
want to be the best I can be to the point I'll buy books and study
the subject until, well, I hit the wall. But, I figure its a pretty
good trait to have.
However, the only talent I really need in this life is the ability
to have fun and be happy, and I think I possess this ability for
the most part.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My big ass. Yep, that's weird to hear from a guy, but that's what
I've been told before. It's huge people. Not fat, just a big ole
ass from all the working out and just born with it.
I look like a Reindeer or something. But hey, as long as its a
positive, continue on growing big ass, continue on.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I haven't been much of a reader in a long time as far as books go.
But I've been thinking of picking the habit back up. Last book I
read was a Warhammer 40k book(I'm a nerd folks) which is the
equivalent of a summer blockbuster. Not exactly Prize worthy, but
entertaining. The last good book I read was Desperation by Steven
King. Also, the countless books you have to read for classes. Last
good one? The Last Lecture.
I'm a pretty big movie buff. I like all types of movies good or
bad. I'm the person always renting crap out of Redboxes, always
renting those really crappy zombie movies and straight to DvD
movies. I can find the good in anything. Most of the time, lol.
Netflix has kept me a steady stream of these crap movies to keep my
appetite for cheesy horror flicks fulfilled.
Music A to Z, with emphasis on rock and country. However, I have
really been into 70-80s music as of late, even the dreaded pop from
that era. Yea, you know the singers everyone likes to make fun of,
well now that I'm older I enjoy a good singer, regardless of what
Food, healthy for the most part. steak, chicken, etc. But I make
exceptions for dates and such, or when that billboard tempts me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
These are in no particular order before you think I'd rank my
family last. Or, my dog not first, haha. Man's best friend.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either working, or with my new found enlightenment, heading out
trying to socialize. I've sorta turned my shyness into something
more by not getting out enough over the last couple years. So only
way to fix a problem is hit it head on. So I've been trying to get
out of the house and get back in the game.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I cry on sad parts in movies if no one is around.
EVERYBODY DOES. I once watched Marley and Me with a woman. I think
I almost died from not breathing. I didn't cry though, thank god.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You wanna have fun.
Also, if whatever Grammar Nazi protocol I have violated in my
profile doesn't compel you to rage out and kick a cat or something.
Calm down people, they are just words. Calm down.
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