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28 Cincinnati, OH Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

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6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Russian (Fluently), Hebrew (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I guess this is where I put all the funny and witty things I have to say about myself. Don't worry, this is not going to be one of those generic, say nothing, filler walls of text, everything below is the absolute truth. So a little about me; I am a fun person to be around, but can I can be serious when the situation calls for it. I am mysterious and dangerous, but loving and available when needed. Travelling is a hobby of mine, although a quiet night in with a bottle of wine and a an action/scifi/rom-com/film noire always sounds like a great idea. I am usually the life of the party, but when I am not I still claim to be. I love going out to a nice dinner and dancing afterwards or staying at home in my pajamas (I don't own pajamas, do people even still wear them ?).

tl;dr - Bunch of fluff that doesn't mean anything.
What I’m doing with my life
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Living one day at a time, with some planning and scheming in between. Also, writing essays for online dating sites.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am pretty good at making people laugh or making any situation into an improv adventure (kind of like that Australian guy).
The first things people usually notice about me
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- My stunning good looks.
- My dark sense of humor (it's funny in a 'did he just say that?' sort of way'.
- My accent, it only comes out when I say certain words and you wont notice it unless you pay attention.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite books: How to make friends and influence people, Crime & punishment, the idiot, world war z, Enders Game, Going through Harry potter right now and loving it, walking dead, some obscure red/blue book of OpenGL (old school), mark twain short stories, lots of others that I cannot remember right now.

Favorite Movie: Lucky number slevin.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- My dog as derp as he is sometimes
- My books
- 4 other generic things that I need (laptop ?)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Usually when I am bored I think about how I would fare in a zombie apocalypse or what my role would be in a small group of rag tag survivors scouring the nation for resources during a zombie apocalypse.

Besides that it's usually a combination of funny things that my dog would say if he could talk, what minor super power would be most awesome to have (btw, it's the ability to see 5 minutes into the future), what I want to do next.

I also spend an exorbitant amount of time deciding where to eat only to end up making noodles out of laziness.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking with friends or having friends over.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When people say to me; "crack kills", I will moon them 100% of the time.
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