I guess this is where I put all the funny and witty things I have to say about myself. Don't worry, this is not going to be one of those generic, say nothing, filler walls of text, everything below is the absolute truth. So a little about me; I am a fun person to be around, but can I can be serious when the situation calls for it. I am mysterious and dangerous, but loving and available when needed. Travelling is a hobby of mine, although a quiet night in with a bottle of wine and a an action/scifi/rom-com/film noire always sounds like a great idea. I am usually the life of the party, but when I am not I still claim to be. I love going out to a nice dinner and dancing afterwards or staying at home in my pajamas (I don't own pajamas, do people even still wear them ?).

tl;dr - Bunch of fluff that doesn't mean anything.

Living one day at a time, with some planning and scheming in between. Also, writing essays for online dating sites.

I am pretty good at making people laugh or making any situation into an improv adventure (kind of like that Australian guy).

- My stunning good looks.
- My dark sense of humor (it's funny in a 'did he just say that?' sort of way'.
- My accent, it only comes out when I say certain words and you wont notice it unless you pay attention.

Favorite books: How to make friends and influence people, Crime & punishment, the idiot, world war z, Enders Game, Going through Harry potter right now and loving it, walking dead, some obscure red/blue book of OpenGL (old school), mark twain short stories, lots of others that I cannot remember right now.

Favorite Movie: Lucky number slevin.

- My dog as derp as he is sometimes
- My books
- 4 other generic things that I need (laptop ?)

Usually when I am bored I think about how I would fare in a zombie apocalypse or what my role would be in a small group of rag tag survivors scouring the nation for resources during a zombie apocalypse.

Besides that it's usually a combination of funny things that my dog would say if he could talk, what minor super power would be most awesome to have (btw, it's the ability to see 5 minutes into the future), what I want to do next.

I also spend an exorbitant amount of time deciding where to eat only to end up making noodles out of laziness.

Drinking with friends or having friends over.

When people say to me; "crack kills", I will moon them 100% of the time.

Today is a day ending in a 'Y'