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23 Greenville, NC Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 3, 2014
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Buddhism, and laughing about it
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Working on space camp
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, Latin (Okay), German (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)
My self-summary
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Physicist, weight lifter, adventure guy. I like to work hard to play hard. Reading books is a thing I actually do. Going on adventures to weird and unique places is one of my favorite past-times. Being on the beaten path is boring to me both in travel and life, so I enjoy getting off the trail to see the neat things nobody else does.

I like people who are funny, honest, and open! The best times of my life have been with my friends who can make me laugh and I can trust with anything. I like talking about a myriad of intellectual things and cracking dumb jokes. Life is about the fun stuff, and that can stem from the really high-brow stuff and from the really dumb too.
What I’m doing with my life
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Getting my bachelor's of arts in Physics, the hardest science degree I could think of. It's hard as hell, but it's also an absolute joy to master. Physicists are some of the most absolute clever and down-to-earth people I know, and I aspire to join them.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Solving quantum mechanical wave functions. No, seriously, got an A in it. More importantly though, I'm excellent at picking up heavy objects and putting them down. My vast skill set also includes driving, picking flowers, putting recycling in the right bin, searing steaks, making bacon, yoga, being zen.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Whatever fluorescent colored shirt I'm wearing on a given day, my beautiful blue eyes, and the other things people always put in this box.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Wheel of Time is the true best fantasy series for books. Quentin Tarantino films and anything put out by Dickhouse Productions are best-in-genre for movies. I like to pan sear my steaks to get every drop of succulence sealed into it before I dig into them with my bare hands. Dubstep for life.

Things I'll talk in depth about:
Wheel of Time, Quentin Tarantino, Aldous Huxley, George Orwell, anything on Comedy Central, most anime (unless it's creepy moe), prog rock, dubstep, catchy ass songs, Freakanomics, Malcom Gladwell books, physics, philosophy, math, finance, Bruce Lee, MMORPGS, Archer, House of Cards, Venture Bros, Jackass
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Things that let me avoid sobriety.

Sobriety after the days that the aforementioned things wreck my body too hard.

Checking the Internet 3 times per second.

Sleeping all the time as much as possible all day every day.

Being a member of the PC Gaming Master Race.

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Oscillations of gravitational fields affecting vectors inside of hollow spheres represented with mass-density equations. Calculating Mueller matrices to identify the scattering of light from given objects. What am I going to eat for my next meal.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Slovenly sitting in my silky smooth sliding chair. Crushing the crunchy cheeto cheesy dust between my caked and club-like fingers as I take another gulp of Mountain Dew Baja Blast. I raise my baleful gaze to the glowing screen in front of me, I lift my carpal tunnel ridden wrists to play my keyboard like a musical piano to type angry messages on internet comedy forums. As I contemplate on the futility and stagnation of my own life, I cry as I reflect on all the entitled females who have ever turned down such a nice guy like myself. I then hang up my fedora and lie down to cry myself to sleep, cuddling my anime body pillow.

Real talk though I'm probably at a bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can carry on conversations in my sleep. I've also been known to do jiu-jitsu moves in my sleep when I work out too hard. I also heat up to 1,000 degrees in my sleep and generally just suck to sleep with.
You should message me if
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You enjoy dumb nerdy stuff or lifting weights. If you enjoy going for jogs through pretty parks and watching Netflix. If the thought of talking about arcane mathematical theory excites you. If you know what scientific theory actually means.