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devanoldridge

28 M Pleasant Hill, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 23
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Has dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I love being naked
I'm an ENTJ
I'm an atheist
I'm political
I'm loud
I'm intelligent
I'm a dad
What I’m doing with my life
I am going to school to become an engineer.
I love rock climbing
I love Krav Maga, but I dislike sports as a whole.
Illustration is a big one for me, painting as well.

Lets build something, anything, at the very least blow something up!!!!

I have a published comic book. Thats fucking cool right?
I’m really good at
Debates
Swimming
Comebacks
explosives
Babe-scoping
Num-chuxx
Making shit
Building shit
Fixing shit
The first things people usually notice about me
These are the stats:
White
Male
20's
Brown hair, short
About 5'11"
Heavily tattooed
Unbelievably handsome

Other than that, you'll hear me before you'll see me
(there goes my dream of becoming a ninja).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
I love reading, but I don't really read novels, I do enjoy Dave Eggars, Tom Robbins, Chuck Palahniuk, Hunter S. Thompson.
I haven't read much Bukowski or Willy Boroughs,
but I love their style.
I have a weakness for Ernest Hemingway.
I got lost in Brian Greene's Elegant Universe. Wikipedia is definitely my bitch!

No T.V.

Music:
Dubstep lately
I come from a punk and ska background. X, GG Allen, Cock-sparer, Fear.

Also Blues, Rock N Roll, Gypsy Folk/Jazz.

Tom Waits is a god, and I am one of the few that loved Jeff Bridges' musical career

You get extra points for knowing Jolie Holland.

I dislike most Hip/Hop and R&B, but guys like Deltron are Rad.

I love classic country, Slim Whitman, Buck Owens, Marty Robbins.

I do not like modern country.

Devil Makes Three, William Elliott Whitmore, Fire Water, and Bluegrass, etc... are exceptions.

I am referring to pop country, Fuck em

Comics:
I make comics.

Food:
shrimp fuggin tacos
The six things I could never do without
I will use this section for likes and dislikes.
Likes:
Political extremism
Anything on two wheels and a motor
Fuck up boots
The queer
Chaos
Smart babes
Punk rock babes
Rock climbing babes
Drag queens
Twinkies :(
Guns
The sciences
Philosophy

Dislikes:
Cilantro
The legislation
Cops
Television
Metaphysics
Your children
The Eagles
Family Guy
Offended people
The nanny state
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How polyamory could work in our society
self-awareness
babes wearing Indian head dresses
super strings
human worth
Robots
mirror neurons
3D printing
70s pornos
Cocaine
Afros
Deep fried peanut butter and jellys
Mod-Cotts
On a typical Friday night I am
Putting the Littles to bed and enjoying some Wild Turkey in an old man sweater. Drinking white wine with my dad
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I just learned how to drive stick.
I also blow my nose in the shower.
I will tell you anything you wanna know.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–100
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You are annoyed with the lethargy in our society.

You are too impatient to read a book, and would rather bounce ideas off of other people.

You wanna sing pirate songs.

You would like to insult each other and howl at the moon

You need someone to hang out with naked.

Get high and Freestyle beastie boys.

you noticed a typo.

You saw something weird.

You have an idea of a perfect society

DO NOT MESSAGE ME IF:
duck face
or
You believe in; magic, magick, majia, majik, magos, witchcraft, god(s), zodiac, ghosts, supernatural anything, metaphysics, faith healing, tarot, fortune telling, curses, hexes, mass consciousness, angelic intervention, the afterlife, reptilians, crystal people of Mount Shasta, premonitions, miracles (other than the paint job), or fate.

Exceptions include; bigfoot, aliens, killer robots, time travel, mutants, and zombies. Those things are pretty cool.