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26 Hayward, CA Woman


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:26pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Working on space camp
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm just a girl.

A hyperactive, shy but outgoing, simple yet confusing girl who loves music(and literally can't go a day without it), my friends and family, literature, chucks, movies, cartoons, video games, photography, stand up, The Warriors, blue cotton candy, thunderstorms, and muscle cars.

I'm hardly ever serious, and I tend to laugh at the most inappropriate times/things.

Sadly, I can relate more to little kids than people my own age, which probably explains why kids tend to flock to me.

I'm an opinionated person and will speak my mind often, but I'm also open-minded and appreciate views that differ from my own. How else are you going to learn and grow as a person if you’re stuck in your ways? I don’t always agree with what other people say, but I do try to see where they’re coming from.

I’m a big animal lover, and own a mini zoo that consists of dogs, cats, and a ball python.

I do things that are not of the "norm", and I say things that are crazy, but it's all in good fun.

All in all, I'm just a down to earth dork, who loves to live life, whether it's just hanging out with friends or trying something new. I just want to experience all the great things in life while I can because life's too short, y'know?

Oh and P.S. I don’t mean to brag, but the OkC robot says I’m pretty cool. That must count for something. I mean, it doesn’t just tell anyone they’re cool, right? Right?!
What I’m doing with my life
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Working full time as a dog groomer.

Stretching my ears after years of contemplation.

Working on starting my own business.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Naming inanimate objects.
Being accident-prone.
Making a fool of myself.
Oh, and telling really bad jokes, so be forewarned.
The first things people usually notice about me
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my height, which isn't surprising at all.

How quiet I am; I tend to observe people when I first meet them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: To Kill a Mockingbird, Girl Interrupted, Pride and Prejudice, Fight Club, House of Sand and Fog, Kindred, The Hunger Games trilogy, and a lot of cheesy romance novels. However, I will not read Fifty Shades of Grey; I do have standards. It's bad enough that I read the first Twilight.

Making my way through the 1001 books you must read before you die list.
Currently reading: 1984

Comics- New to the world of comics, but I'm really diggin' Deadpool.

Movies: Donnie Darko, Kick Ass 1&2, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Pineapple Express, Heathers, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, 21/22 Jump Street, The Hangover, Superbad, The Breakfast Club, SLC Punk, Detroit Rock City, Dazed and Confused, Inception, Brick, Looper, The Lookout, 10 Things I Hate about You, (500) Days of Summer, Hesher, 50/50 (if you couldn't tell, Joseph Gordon-Levitt is my fav. actor), Horrible Bosses, Crazy Stupid Love, The Thing('82), Christine, the Paranormal Activity movies (number 3 in particular), Goodfellas, The Nightmare before Christmas, Fight Club, Memento, Little Miss Sunshine, Psycho, Zombieland, Whip It, Juno, Once, Liar Liar, and Disney movies (especially the Toy Story series and Wreck It Ralph) to name a few.

TV: Seinfeld, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, The Simpsons, How I met your mother, Archer, Scandal, Community, Modern Family, Orange is the New Black, Parks & Rec, New Girl, ANTM, Hell's Kitchen/Masterchef/Kitchen Nightmares (basically anything with Gordon Ramsay) The Following, Comedy Central Presents, Stand-up specials, iCarly, Futurama, Regular Show, Fairly Odd Parents, and a lot of re-run cartoons (i.e. Rocko's Modern Life, The Angry Beavers, Daria, Hey Arnold, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Home Movies, The Flintstones, The Jetsons, Ren & Stimpy, Rugrats, etc..) I recently got into It's Always Sunny, and it's fucking hilarious.

Music: I can go from System of a Down to The Spice Girls at the drop of a hat. But just to name a few favorites: Green Day, My Chemical Romance, The Used, Arctic Monkeys, Linkin Park, Radiohead, Rage against the Machine, System of a Down, The Ramones, Rise Against, The Clash, Cake, No Doubt, The Beastie Boys, Jimmy Eat World, Skunk Anansie, Brand New, Deftones, Snow Patrol, Gregory and the Hawk, Queen, Green Day, Slipknot, Cage the Elephant, The Black Keys, Kings of Leon, The Offspring, Michael Jackson, Mr. JT, Alexisonfire, Blink 182, The Noisettes, The Beatles, Eminem, Green Day, Family Force 5, 3OH!3, Missy Elliott, Nirvana, Adele, Taking Back Sunday, Run DMC, Spice Girls, Backstreet Boys, Nsync (can't forget the boy/girl bands), and did I mention, Green Day?

Love Italian and Mexican food.
Hate fried chicken, hence I've been told I'm not really black (stupid comments like that are pretty funny to me).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My fam, friends, pets
My car (well, I could live without it, but I wouldn't want to; I love Dean.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
starting a band, but I should probably learn how to play an instrument first.

If I could make it on Fear Factor.

Why lately I've been having crazy dreams about me trying to save kids from aliens and dinosaurs.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I still sleep with a stuffed animal; it’s a polar bear I named Ronnie. Childish, you say? So what, I just need something to hold onto at night.
You should message me if
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you're interested in winning my heart. Here's a hint to help you out: I'm a hopeless romantic.


you want to be my moral support and reassure me when I play creepy, effed up video games. A few "it's just a game, it's just a game"s, while slowly rocking me side to side should do the trick.

Bonus points if you're up for both.

DON'T message me if you're looking for a casual hook up; it's not going to happen.

Also, side note:
Please know how to hold an online conversation. If I ask a question, ask one in return. Don't just answer and expect me to continue(carry) the conversation. Messaging is a two-way street.