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deviantloser

26 F Hayward, CA

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 23–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:52pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm just a girl.

A hyperactive, shy but outgoing, simple yet confusing girl who loves music(and literally can't go a day without it), my friends and family, literature, chucks, movies, cartoons, video games, photography, stand up, blue cotton candy, thunderstorms, and muscle cars.

I'm hardly ever serious, and I tend to laugh at the most inappropriate times/things.

Sadly, I can relate more to little kids than people my own age, which probably explains why kids tend to flock to me.

I'm an opinionated person and will speak my mind often, but I'm also open-minded and appreciate views that differ from my own. How else are you going to learn and grow as a person if you’re stuck in your ways? I don’t always agree with what other people say, but I do try to see where they’re coming from.

I’m a big animal lover, and own two of the best dogs in the world; plus a pretty awesome kitten; a bad-ass ball python; and a quirky bird

I do things that are not of the "norm", and I say things that are crazy, but it's all in good fun.

All in all, I'm just a down to earth dork, who loves to live life, whether it's just hanging out with friends or trying something new. I just want to experience all the great things in life while I can because life's too short, y'know?

Oh and P.S. I don’t mean to brag, but the OkC robot says I’m pretty cool. That must count for something. I mean, it doesn’t just tell anyone they’re cool, right? Right?!
What I’m doing with my life
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Working full time as a dog groomer.

Stretching my ears after years of contemplation.

Working on starting my own business.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Naming inanimate objects.
Being accident-prone.
Making a fool of myself.
Oh, and telling really bad jokes, so be forewarned.
The first things people usually notice about me
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my height, which isn't surprising at all.

How quiet I am; I tend to observe people when I first meet them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: To Kill a Mockingbird, Girl Interrupted, Pride and Prejudice, Fight Club, House of Sand and Fog, Kindred, The Hunger Games trilogy, and a lot of cheesy romance novels. However, I will not read Fifty Shades of Grey; I do have standards. It's bad enough that I read the first Twilight.

Making my way through the 1001 books you must read before you die list.
Currently reading: 1984

Movies: Donnie Darko, Kick Ass, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Pineapple Express, Heathers, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Hangover, Superbad, The Breakfast Club, SLC Punk, Detroit Rock City, Dazed and Confused, Inception, Brick, Looper, The Lookout, 10 Things I Hate about You, (500) Days of Summer, Hesher, 50/50 (if you couldn't tell, Joseph Gordon-Levitt is my fav. actor), Horrible Bosses, Crazy Stupid Love, The Thing('82), Christine, the Paranormal Activity movies (number 3 in particular), Goodfellas, The Nightmare before Christmas, Fight Club, Memento, Little Miss Sunshine, Psycho, Zombieland, Whip It, Juno, Once, Liar Liar, and Disney movies (especially the Toy Story series and Wreck It Ralph) to name a few.

TV: Seinfeld, Glee, The Simpsons, How I met your mother, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, the Following, New Girl, Scandal, Community, Modern Family, Orange is the New Black, Comedy Central Presents, Stand-up specials, iCarly, Futurama, Regular Show, Fairly Odd Parents, and a lot of re-run cartoons (i.e. Rocko's Modern Life, The Angry Beavers, Daria, Hey Arnold, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Home Movies, The Flintstones, The Jetsons, Ren & Stimpy, Rugrats, etc..) I recently got into It's Always Sunny, and it's fucking hilarious.

Music: I can go from System of a Down to The Spice Girls at the drop of a hat. But just to name a few favorites: Green Day, My Chemical Romance, The Used, Linkin Park, Radiohead, Rage against the Machine, System of a Down, The Ramones, Rise Against, The Clash, Cake, No Doubt, The Beastie Boys, Jimmy Eat World, Skunk Anansie, Brand New, Deftones, Snow Patrol, Gregory and the Hawk, Queen, Green Day, Slipknot, Cage the Elephant, The Black Keys, Kings of Leon, The Offspring, Michael Jackson, Alexisonfire, Blink 182, The Noisettes, The Beatles, Eminem, Green Day, Family Force 5, 3OH!3, Missy Elliott, Nirvana, Adele, Taking Back Sunday, Run DMC, Spice Girls, Backstreet Boys, Nsync (can't forget the boy/girl bands), and did I mention, Green Day?

Love Italian and Mexican food.
Hate fried chicken, hence I've been told I'm not really black.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music
My fam, friends, pets
My car (well, I could live without it, but I wouldn't want to; I love Dean.)
Literature
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
starting a band, but I should probably learn how to play an instrument first.

If I could make it on Fear Factor.

Why lately I've been having crazy dreams about me trying to save kids from aliens and dinosaurs.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I still sleep with a stuffed animal; it’s a polar bear I named Ronnie. Childish, you say? So what, I just need something to hold onto at night.
You should message me if
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you're interested in winning my heart. Here's a hint to help you out: I'm a hopeless romantic.

OR

you're a gleek and proud of it.

Bonus points if you're both.

DON'T message me if you're looking for a casual hook up; it's not going to happen.