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31 M New York, NY

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Last Online
Today – 8:10pm
Black, White
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Hebrew (Okay)

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My self-summary
***UPDATE 4/6 - Shutting down the account at the end of this week (probably 4/11) so if you're harboring a secret crush or just waiting for me to message you, you might as well say hi. This isn't a lame ploy to get lots of messages, just time for a break. Experiencing the same online dating fatigue a lot of people seem to go through. See you out in the real world! ***

I am a born and raised in New Yorker, which is a big source of pride for me. Although I did also live in Tel Aviv from ages four to six. I'm smart, warm, curious, creative, fucking hilarious, oh and super modest. I was raised by a single mother so I was taught pretty young to open doors and help ladies with their coats, (because lord knows you're not capable of getting that thing off alone). To create a healthy balance in me of gentlemanliness and whatever it's antithesis is, she also cursed a lot and talked about inappropriate shit. Hope this is creating a picture. In my free time i go to a ton of concerts and have taken film directing, improv and comedy classes. I generally dont take life too seriously, aside from those things that require real seriousness (like which T-shirt to wear). Would love to meet a girl thats fun, smart, intellectually curious, funny and warm. And I'm a half black Jew. I'm only spelling this out because it has contributed greatly to pushing me to the very end of one side of the political correctness spectrum. I'll let you guess which side.
What I’m doing with my life
Recently left the finance world to make movies
Trying to write funny shit
Taking great trips
Seeing lots of shows
Fathering a pup
I’m really good at
-Remembering the words to every song I've ever heard. Its actually quite freakish. Can this be monetized?
-Also identifying songs immediately and probably even knowing the exact year it was released.
-I write a mean Haiku
-Dancing. Duh, cuz my dad's black.
The first things people usually notice about me
If I've arrived on horseback or on a hoverboard, people tend to notice that first. And then that I smell good. Way better than most men.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: 1984, Lolita, American Psycho, The Road, Catch-22, Macbeth, any and all Vonnegut

Movies: Apocalypse Now, On the Waterfront, Donnie Darko, The Third Man, Network, Wet Hot American Summer, Lost in Translation, The Deer Hunter, Old Boy (original), The Neverending Story, Layer Cake, Snatch, Any Kubrick, Wes Anderson, Bergman, Paul Thomas Anderson, Coen Brothers and Tarantino. Music documentaries

TV: True Detective is blowing my mind, Boardwalk Empire, The Wire, Mad Men, The Walking Dead, Arrested Development, Game of Thrones, Life and Times of Tim, Portlandia, Curb, The Joy of Painting with Bob Ross

Music: Zeppelin, The Doors, Jimi Hendrix, The White Stripes, Nirvana, Arcade Fire, Cold War Kids, Pink Floyd, Michael Jackson, Radiohead, early Black Keys (they were so good), Johnny Cash, My Morning Jacket, Diplo (Major Lazer), Edward Sharpe, LCD Soundsystem, The new Kanye Album, 90's Rap (Wu-tang, NAS, Biggie, Tribe, Outkast, Dre, Del, Gang Starr, ya know, the good stuff)
- This list is far from exhaustive, but my tastes are very eclectic. This will have to suffice as a sampling
The six things I could never do without
The real answer is junk like oxygen and shelter, but I see what they're getting at here, so I'll indulge you with things I really like:
-My record player
-Passport (Cliché. Sorry. But I like to travel)
-Caffeine (should probably be illegal, cuz that shit is addictive)
-Live music
-Good bedding. I might have the world's most comfortable bed. And thats not meant to be suggestive, its just plain true.
-Human interaction. The internet is lovely and all, but I really like people
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether Alanis Morissette was never taught the difference between irony and Murphy's Law, or if "Irony" just means something different in Canada.

Why the hell is the person in front of me walking so slowly? (definitely a byproduct of growing up here)
On a typical Friday night I am
I have a crippling phobia of vampires, so I'm probably in a bunker waiting for sunrise.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I recently ordered McDonald's on seamless. I was sober
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–43
  • Near me
  • For short-term dating
You should message me if
-You're looking for a fella on the internet (which i have a sneaking suspicion you are), and you'd like to actually meet up soon rather than exchange emails for a few weeks.
-You want to talk about music and film for a really long time. You also want to see lots of movies and shows
-You're interested in the world around you and want to teach me stuff and learn stuff from me
-You're edgy, but not like biker gang edgy