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27 Chicago, IL Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21-32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
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5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Average build
Might want kids
English (Fluently), Cebuano (Somewhat), Khmer (Somewhat), Tagalog (Somewhat), Breton (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi! I'm Dan. In grad school at the U of Chicago. I'm a skier, Cleveland sports fan, aspiring astronaut, former band geek (marching, jazz, symphonic.. you name it), amateur cook (only good at a few things, but I do them well), and lots more.

I'm sarcastic and fairly eccentric/outgoing. I use parentheses to excess when I write informally (as evident in this sentence and the rest of my profile). I used to play sports. Then I realized you could buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything.

I often make cheesy/sarcastic jokes, and I'd like to meet someone with a similar sense of humor (i.e. the occasional maturity of a 13 year old boy).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
In grad school getting my MBA. Also an aspiring board game designer. I currently have one playable demo.. it's pretty awesome.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Everything. Obviously.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I get wrinkles around my eyes when I smile a lot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Book: Dystopian-themed books, Ender's Game, Start-Up Nation, The Giving Tree, Barbarians at the Gate, Goodnight Moon

Movies: Everything. Disney and sci-fi, in particular

Shows: Cosmos, Through the Wormhole with Morgan Freeman, I Love Lucy, Planet Earth, Boy Meets World, Firefly, Star Trek (TNG, DS9, Enterprise), Breaking Bad, Parks & Rec, Silicon Valley, Veep, South Park, GoT, The League

Music: Everything, mostly 90s and alt rock

Food: Thai, Mexican, Italian, Indian and most others too. Will never eat: pickles, mushrooms, olives, mustard, pork
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Amazon Prime
Comfortable and/or snazzy socks
My bed and everything that goes with it
Something fun to do
Purell / soap & water
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why women on here care so much that I know the difference between "your" and "you're".. For the record, I do. And I hope you do, two.

See what I did there? :)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
who I am.

Also, possibly playing a rousing game of Settlers of Catan, enjoying Netflix/Amazon Prime, or in a location designated for inebriation (left intentionally broad).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can knit.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You get the reference in "I spend a lot of time thinking about"

Bonus points if you're Jewish and/or a little weird (not totally crazy, but just the right amount of weirdness).

Or if you're Julia Louis-Dreyfus. But I doubt you are. Is she even on okcupid? That would be kind of strange if she were. Especially since she's married.