Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I love this website!!! It's filled with whores, cheaters, liars,
riff-raffs, con-artists, married people, Gold diggers, video
gamers, misrepresenters, blood sucking lawyers...there are a few
good people on here but I haven't met any in person yet, heck even
my little basking hound Buddy is on here and he gets more dates
than I do!!! LOL!!!
Hello there...I am an open, honest gentleman who enjoys life. I
love good food, and good company. I am a Christian, and I love all
people. I enjoy working out, eating healthy, and I strive to better
myself as each day passes on. I would like to find someone who
likes to have fun, and enjoy life. Someone who works out, lives a
healthy lifestyle, and eats healthy. I desire someone who is
physically fit to average whom I can work out with as well.
I am one of a kind. i am very rare and if you don't think so...fine
by me...Its your Loss not mine!
What I’m doing with my life
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I am currently taking BOTOX on a regular basis for improving my
I am currently working a great job and working on becoming more
fit. Hence the exercise.
I'm sorry, I don't smoke...I'm allergic to it and it's bad for my
I am sarcastic. Maybe you couldn't tell. Don't worry it took me a
while to figure that out too!
I love to make people laugh!!!
On a serious note...
My walk with the Lord has Blessed me in many ways...I have no
regrets and I Thank The Lord for everything He has done for me and
continues to do for me!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh. Taking care of dogs, maybe cats too! Listening
to someone else's problems, and filling up all the space on my
Being a great best friend to all of my friends!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My big nose!...Not!!!
They notice my smile!- thanks BOTOX!!!
...and my sense of humor~!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love music and i cannot live without any. I love Craig David,
Celine Dion, and many other Artists. I am currently listening to
Tamar Braxton and Rascal Flatts. I love R&B, 70's, 80's, 90's
music, Rock & Roll, pop, pop rock, and little hip hop, and a
little rap. Most of the music on the radio is mostly garbage these
days. Ain't that right lil weezy?..."YOUNG MOOLAH...BABY!!!"
Movies- I love comedies, Action, and some Horror.
I love The Ugly Truth, The Proposal, Batman, Man of Steel, Fast
& the Furious, and Bad Boys to name a few!
I love to read about many things! These days I spend a lot more
time reading these wonderful profiles on this site! Other than
that...I am always on the lookout for some really good authors...I
do enjoy Dean Koontz, Stephen King, and Michael Chrichton. The best
book I have is the Holy Bible!!!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Jesus, God, and the Holy Spirit,
2) My Bible,
3) My Dog, my pet Eskimo (Hey that's me!) ,
4)Toothbrush, and Soap,
5) A few daily Showers, Clothes, & nice Cologne
6) Finding my one true love- the one who will be right for me...so
she can help me find my IPod!!!
7) Ah yes and most importantly in life I love basketball and oh
that's right you only asked for six. Oh okay.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If I will ever find my partner in crime and life. Where she might
be and how can I find her. Or will I find her and lose her?
I also think about how I can improve myself and get to the next
level in life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I will be out doing something fun like checking out some books at a
bookstore or out at a movie or maybe at best buy checking out some
These days I spend most of my time in the gym so I try to rest and
relax as well! But the books and Best buy are still fun to do!!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can dunk like LeBron James...but only on a three foot
I had a video on YouTube but some little hater that is five inches
shorter than me had it taken off claiming it was their video.
You should message me if
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You are genuine, and if you are interested in someone that will
make you laugh and enjoy life! I would like to find someone that
can be a great partner.
I am not an average find but one of a kind. A good catch to the
right person. A great partner for the right partner, but nothing
mediocre and I am certainly not someone who half-asses at all. So
you would need to be a good catch too! There are plenty of other
Jokers out there and I am sure you all will see that they come a
dime a dozen!!!
Your Loss, not mine!!!
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