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22 / F / Bisexual / Seeing Someone
Kingston upon Hull, United Kingdom
- Last Online
- Nov 1
- Middle Eastern, White, Other
- 5′ 6″ (1.67m).
- Body Type
- Mostly anything
- Agnosticism and laughing about it
- Gemini and it’s fun to think about
- Dropped out of college/university
- Sales / Marketing / Biz Dev
- Less than $20,000
- Likes dogs and likes cats
- English (Fluently), German (Okay), French (Okay), Turkish (Poorly)
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I don't go out much these days, as I'm far too busy being a serious adult, with far too many bills to pay. I'd love to get out more though and I'm just waiting for an excuse really.
People say I have very nice eyes and occasionally they try and pull off my eyelashes because they don't believe they aren't false.
Lots of people probably notice my ass. It's huge, yet incredibly pert. Gay men in particular, are for some reason fascinated.
I also like loads of the obvious fantasy books like Harry Potter, the Song of Ice and Fire series (Game of Thrones to the layman), Terry Prattchett's Discworld stuff (not got a problem with his other stuff, but never get around to reading them). I am also a new convert to Tolkien and cannot quite get my head around how I enjoyed reading his stuff so much this time and yet didn't before. I think eleven isn't too young for some people to read LOTR, but it obviously was for me.
I read genres other than fantasy, but I guess fantasy is my favourite.
To be continued...
I think I'm off to the shops.
Beer. I have a bit of a problem and have had to start drinking non-alcoholic and low-alcohol beer, because otherwise I would be pissed too much. Ideally I drink Real Ales, especially really hoppy, bitter ones. I will also drink decent European lagers such as Staropramen and Tuborg or even Efes (anyone who spends too much time at Wetherspoons will know that I do too).
Webcomics. I read at least ten, of varying type and quality. The longest running and most consistent one is Questionable Content, which I guess is the most famous of them and I would recommend it to anybody. There is something about these wonderful little daily/weekly snippets of story and pictures that really divert me and cheer me up when I'm down.
Tweezers. Stop me from being a hairy social pariah and keep me as a hairy, socially acceptable person.
Massive, MASSIVE, black pants. Once converted to huge great-grandma-sized pants, I was never going back. They somehow give less VPL than all the kinds of pants that people tell you won't give you VPL but do. You will find them strewn across my house, drying on every surface. ASDA never have enough of them.
The right shoes. My feet are like strange, flat, infant, play-dough feet, which are having a knock-on effect to all my other joints. They won't fit in most shoes in anything approaching a sensible way, so I can only wear trainers, granny sandals or, funnily enough, obscene 6" smike stilettos and crazy lady gaga platforms.
- Ages 18–28
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends
So yeah... basically message me if you are a person. I just wanted to emphasise that people who would never want to have sex with me in a million years should really message me more. There again, I'm hardly going to judge you if you would.
I'd really like to hear from people who would like to be friends in real life, who will go to the pub with me or come round and eat my food and watch films with me and my housemates. I'm going to be honest and admit that I don't have as many friends as I would ideally like and I'm on a mission to accrue more.