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dezzibear89

25 Youngstown, OH Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–30
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:54am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black, White, Other
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'll start this right.
I'm not good looking enough so move on

if you're still here:
You passed the test. I actually am cute. Congrats and welcome.

I'm really good at sitting at home and sulking.
Making miniscule things into completely "out of proportion" situations.
Bacon is good.
I am good at giving massages.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Hugs.
Making hella pizza and lasagna.
Music.
Art.
Anime.
Manga.
I'm also a poet.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I once won a contest by guessing how many jelly beans were in a jar from a locally owned pizza shop. There were 144.
Celibacy
I will only wear a fedora for comedic purposes.
I'm also good at making jokes about outlandish things that people think are true, and then forget to tell them I was joking.
Being a hopeless romantic comedy in real life.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm made out of teddy bears.
I'm also fat.
And black.
Beard.
Glasses.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Rob thomas.
Shrimps dinners
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Milk.
Art in all forms.
Nipples.
Tomato sauces without chunky tomatoes.
My hands.
Bendy straws.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to gain enough money to build my own personal submersible.
Parts of the body that people overlook.
Eyelids.
Picnics.
Girl parts.
Getting famous
Art.
Music.
Celibacy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Work.
Or partying.
Or playing video games.
or not sleeping.
Or playing concerts.
Or watching things.
Or taking photos.
Or drawing.
Or cooking.
But most likely obsessing over girl parts.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once kissed a girls hand after I kissed another girls hand.

I am obsessed with people's bodies.

If you understand nothing about artistic obsessions and are curious, I can explain for you.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like tortellinis
You like talking to strangers
You will bring me booze
You will make me food
You want a to notch hug
You wish to learn more about and(or) practice Celibacy.
I can talk about things with out you being a lame about it and shit