I'm not good looking enough so move on
are you still here? Go. I'm ugly!!!
Im fat! Leavvveeee
if you're still here:
You passed the test. I actually am cute as fuck. Congrats and welcome.
I'm really good at sitting at home and sulking.
Making miniscule things into completely "out of proportion" situations.
Bacon is good.
I am good at giving massages.
Making hella pizza and lasagna.
I'm also a poet.
I will only wear a fedora for comedic purposes.
I'm also good at making jokes about outlandish things that people think are true, and then forget to tell them I was joking.
Being a hopeless romantic comedy in real life.
I'm also fat.
Art in all forms.
Tomato sauces without chunky tomatoes.
Parts of the body that people overlook.
The squishy squish.
Or playing video games.
or not sleeping.
Or playing concerts.
Or watching things.
Or taking photos.
But most likely obsessing over girl parts.
I am obsessed with people's bodies.
If you understand nothing about artistic obsessions and are curious, I can explain for you.
You like talking to strangers
You will bring me booze
You will make me food
You want a to notch hug
You wish to learn more about and(or) practice Celibacy.
I can talk about things with out you being a lame about it and shit