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dezzibear89

25 M Youngstown, OH

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:15pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black, White, Other
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I am probably not hot enough for you to date steadily seeing as how the embarrassment levels will sky rocket within approximately 3 weeks. But I am amazing at dates. (Given the right price) I can show you a plethora of worlds stretching from dragons and gold to tender love love and wildebeest.
What I’m doing with my life
Finding love in all the wrong places.
Finding lust in all the right ones.
Celibacy
I’m really good at
I once won a contest by guessing how many jelly beans were in a jar from a locally owned pizza shop. There were 144.
Celibacy
I will never wear a fedora. (Unless I am playing dress up)
The first things people usually notice about me
I have a skin condition called pigmentation.
I have a smile that even Ryan goslin himself could meh at.
I hope you brought cake because I'm just about to get this party started.
The six things I could never do without
Milk
Those you tube videos of people popping pimples.
Nipples
Tomato sauces without chunky tomatoes
Celibacy
Bendy straws
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to make our inebriated date perfect.
If your mom is single when you dump me
Social justice
Picnics
Celibacy
On a typical Friday night I am
I usually just cry in the shower for a bit before playing some nba jam
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once kissed a girl after I ate onion rings
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You like tortellinis
You like talking to strangers
You will bring me booze
You want a to notch hug
You wish to learn more about and(or) practice Celibacy