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dfBrian

35 M Walla Walla, WA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:00pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Okay), German (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
My favorite thing to do is to make women laugh. I'm looking for a woman that will never stop laughing with me.
I’m really good at
I am really good at being creative. I draw, I create apps and I work to make every day different. I never stop learning and I'm always up to do something fun.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies:
Kids movies, action, comedies, sci-fi. Favourite movie is Fight Club.

Books:
Neverwhere, Wheel of Time, Running with a Demon, The God Delusion and American Gods.

TV:
Big Bang, Dr Who, The Walking Dead, Once Upon a Time.

Music:
Rock, Aerosmith, AC/DC, and thing else that sounds good, it doesn't have to be in English.

Food:
Whatever you are making me.
The six things I could never do without
Heart
Lungs
Brain
Liver
Kidneys
Blood

I'm sorry too personal? I guess I could loose a lung and a kidney. But don't ask me to donate them. I want cash.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where do they get the seeds for seedless watermelons?

How come Wilie E Coyote doesn't just order take out? He obviously has the money if he can buy all those products from Acme.

Why is there a song about Jimmy cracking corn if no one cares?

Why do people go to the top of tall buildings to see stuff on the ground?

How does Teflon stick to a pan?

Does anyone ever vanish with a trace?

If the boxing champion is called "undisputed," what is with all the fighting?
On a typical Friday night I am
No such thing as a typical Friday night. I could be staying at home working on apps or I could be at a pub watching sports or I could be at a movie with you.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I will tell you after a date or two.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–33
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Message me if you want to talk.
Message me if you want to see if I can make you laugh.
Message me if you are taller than me. (I've never seen a girl taller than me)
Message me if you want a link to my match.com page.
Message me if you want to tell me you can't talk right now.
Message me if you want a noogie.
Message me if you like whoopie cushions.
Message me if you want a free hug.
Message me if you got an extra cup of sugar to let me borrow.
Message me if the force is with you.
Message me if think it's fun to stop at the green lights.
Message me if you have any Grey Poupon.
Message me if... Marco!
Message me if you like acting like a secret agent. (I know your now humming the mission impossible theme song)
Message me if you are an innie or an outie.
Message me if you got a booger that needs picking.
Message me if have ever sat on the side of the road pointing a hair dryer at cars to see if they slow down.
Message me and then blame it on your imaginary friend.
Message me if you got an insect that needs to be squashed.
Message me if you think monkeys are funny.
Message me if your willing to get my name tattooed on you.
Message me if you are a spy.
Message me if you are a super model.
Message me if you are both.
Message me if you are neither.
Message me if you have a can of spam in your pantry.
Message me if you like randomly shouting out of a public bathroom stall "I've never seen that colour before."
Message me if you know who "Schweitzer Falls" is named after.
Message me if your one of them. Wink wink.
Message me if you figured out how to have a cake and eat it too.
Message me if you know an easy way to open a produce bag.
Message me if you see a burning bag and you need my size 13 shoes to stomp it out.