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45 Bethel Park, PA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 35–46
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and it’s important
Post grad
Doesn’t want kids
Has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm looking for a woman who has the same basic qualities as myself. Mainly someone who is down to earth and a genuine person. This means no alterations (especially if it looks like Stevie Wonder did the work) or Umpah-Lumpa spray tans. Also, I can never understand the need to get worked up over every little thing. So you'd have to nail my feet to the floor to make me stay with someone who's only means of communications is to yell and swear.
I greatly appreciate a woman with a quick wit and is a practitioner of the fine art of sarcasm. However, humor is all about timing so I know when to keep the "wit" to myself. Also, it is very important to understand the difference between sarcasm and being an unpleasant individual.
A bit more about me I'm educated, gainfully employed and have solid work ethic. Also, I'm a very capable person and have "the knack" for fixing things. I know life takes work and would expect any woman I'm with to have that understanding as well. There is nothing worse than being around people who you can almost hear the sucking sound when they enter a room.
Obviously I'm writing this "tongue in cheek", but I hope I've painted a picture of who I am and the type of woman I'm looking for. So if I've piqued your interest I'd love a wink or message.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working so I can live life and pursue my other interests.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fixing things, I'm currently having a raging battle (which I am winning) with the garage door, photography (I have a wicked flickr account which I'm happy to share), gardening, cooking, swearing at the TV when the Pens won't shoot the puck.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
To be honest I don't really know, perhaps one of you will tell what you notice first.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I read a lot anything from biography of Benjamin Franklin, Making of the Atom Bomb, Gone Girl to Kurt Vonnegut. I can appreciate many kinds of music as well. I would say the Who and bands of that ilk are the best. I don't think it is import to have these kind of things in common for a good relationship.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
One thing I could do without is the pop-up that keeps covering these boxes when I try to type. Family, Coffee,guitars, passport, my many tools, camera and computer. However, I think I could do without most of the things I've listed and still live life.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
At the moment how weaselly microsoft is for making me buy a new license because I replaced the motherboard in my computer (yes I did it myself) and how it would be nice to have a girlfriend.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Could be anything from happy hour to yard work. Sometimes I combine the two and have some drinks while watering my flowers.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I think those questions provide enough details. If you want to know more you'll have to buy to buy the ticket to take the ride, figuratively speaking. I will reveal two things people seldom believe. I've never bought anything at walmart and I've only eaten at McDonald's once in the last 20 years (it was out of necessity).
You should message me if
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If anything I've mentioned has piqued your attention or you think we might gel.