Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm looking for a woman who has the same basic qualities as myself.
Mainly someone who is down to earth and a genuine person. This
means no alterations (especially if it looks like Stevie Wonder did
the work) or Umpah-Lumpa spray tans. Also, I can never understand
the need to get worked up over every little thing. So you'd have to
nail my feet to the floor to make me stay with someone who's only
means of communications is to yell and swear.
I greatly appreciate a woman with a quick wit and is a practitioner
of the fine art of sarcasm. However, humor is all about timing so I
know when to keep the "wit" to myself. Also, it is very important
to understand the difference between sarcasm and being an
A bit more about me I'm educated, gainfully employed and have solid
work ethic. Also, I'm a very capable person and have "the knack"
for fixing things. I know life takes work and would expect any
woman I'm with to have that understanding as well. There is nothing
worse than being around people who you can almost hear the sucking
sound when they enter a room.
Obviously I'm writing this "tongue in cheek", but I hope I've
painted a picture of who I am and the type of woman I'm looking
for. So if I've piqued your interest I'd love a wink or message.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working so I can live life and pursue my other interests.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fixing things, I'm currently having a raging battle (which I am
winning) with the garage door, photography (I have a wicked flickr
account which I'm happy to share), gardening, cooking, swearing at
the TV when the Pens won't shoot the puck.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
To be honest I don't really know, perhaps one of you will tell what
you notice first.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
One thing I could do without is the pop-up that keeps covering
these boxes when I try to type. Coffee,guitars, passport, my many
tools, camera and computer
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
At the moment how weaselly microsoft is for making me buy a new
license because I replaced the motherboard in my computer (yes I
did it myself) and how it would be nice to have a girlfriend.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Could be anything from happy hour to yard work. Sometimes I combine
the two and have some drinks while watering my flowers.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I think those questions provide enough details. If you want to know
more you'll have to buy to buy the ticket to take the ride,
figuratively speaking. I will reveal two things people seldom
believe. I've never bought anything at walmart and I've only eaten
at McDonald's once in the last 20 years (it was out of necessity).
You should message me if
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