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32 M New York, NY

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 27–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Graduated from masters program
Rather not say
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Likes dogs

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My self-summary
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I have a racoon hat, I am an interesting person.

I am relocating to New York for a few months at the end of August. I own a house, but it is in Buffalo. I like to work out. I have a new found appreciation of audio books. I have been to Ireland three times. I recently purchased a new car. In the last year I have locked myself out of my house twice and my car once, but in fairness one time was totally my brother's fault. I really dislike people moving slowly in grocery stores. I really enjoy drinking beer near or on water.
What I’m doing with my life
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Commuting to Rochester takes up at least 80% of my life. Work takes up some fraction as well. Then sleep and some form of exercise activity (Running, weightlifting and soccer) take up some too.

I try to run 40-50 miles a week, play soccer 1-2 times and lift weights 5-6 days a week, but I am still adjusting to new commute filled schedule.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sarcasm and math. I ain't terrible at running or soccer either. Being a klutz is a natural gift. I can cook some things, but any more than 3 steps and I get lost. Possibly just being awesome. Napping, which is strange because I am not very good at sleeping.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes, or that I am awesome.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I mostly stick to reading non-fiction stuff. I like to learn when I am reading

I like all kinds of movies, I haven't been watching too many lately though.

I like TV.

I listen to lots of different music, mostly what Pandora selects for me which seems to be a lot of The Strokes, The Smiths, The Cure, and The Dictators. Which means Pandora has discovered my love of bands who's name starts with "The".

I love food, the worse for me the better. I overall try to eat healthy, and am somewhat successful at it. But I love me a burger, steak, or ribs. I have a gluttonous side, and can eat like a house. Once I ate a house, it was ginger bread, so probably good I ate it before someone tried to move in.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Ipod
2. Under Armour Socks
3. A good IPA
4. Football season so Notre Dame and the Bills losing
5. Sarcasm
6. Lists of things
7. Not my phone, because I fucking hate it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why everyone is looking for a partner in crime. I prefer to stay within the law unless it is pirating music, driving over the speed limit or hijacking armored cars.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Not just lying there, if that's what you were thinking.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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A large amount of the time I am not running or playing soccer, I spend thinking about running, playing soccer or Gimme Shelter by The Rolling Stones.
You should message me if
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You want to show me around New York, or you want to be my friend in New York, or you like the amount of times I use or, or you know some super cool places I need to check out, or you like needlessly long lists that are poorly formatted. Or you made it this far. Or you want to flatter me in someway. Or you just think you are so awesome I have to know about it. Or you know of a beer I need to try.

You desperately want me to join your soccer team. Not so desperately is also acceptable.

Also if you have a small trampoline you use to get into bed.

You find this joke funny:

power law walks into a bar. bartender says, "i've seen a hundred power laws. nobody orders anything." power law says, "1000 beers, please".