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28 Oviedo, FL Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 14
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Latin (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I don't think there is any way to describe yourself well, since whatever I write I find myself feeling like I am bragging, or I am not giving myself justice.

I have a job, I am working currently for Apple as a senior adviser. I recently switched from working for the government to working in the private sector. Let me just say that the change is MUCH more welcome than I would have though. I quit my government job because I was asked to take furlough days... Five days a month. I used to be in the Air Force, but that was long ago, nearly a lifetime in the past.

I have a BA in Art history from SCAD, and I have a major in history.

I am now fairly fluent Japanese. I visited Japan when I was in highschool, and have since then wanted to learn it. I am now working on actually finding people around me who also speak Japanese who I can talk with!

I am a nerd. I used to play wow. I no longer do so. I like D&D and MTG, although I never play anymore since I can't find people here to play with. I love anime, currently not watching anything new though (just finished up Attack On Titan). If you have any ideas, please tell me! :P

I like my life. What does this mean? I just mean I am pretty happy about where I am in my life. I feel like I am on-track, unlike a lot of people my age.

I enjoy meeting and talking to new people. Long distance or otherwise. I have a cat. Her name is Sin. I have a dog, his name is Dobby.

I like to think of myself as witty and funny. I like to think of myself as smart, and have a well-rounded education. I like to think of myself as a wanderer, since I have lived in many places. I like to think of myself as a lover of music.

I realize this is not a super awesome happy fun time self summary, but meh. I doubt people even read these (although I do) >_>.

Oh, and if anyone is curious, why is my name so stupid? Well I wanted to make it "Reductio ad Infinitum" but I figured I would be the only one to get the joke... I mean who speaks Latin nowadays?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Playing games. Working lame hours. Trying to have a good time with it. (Life that is)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Solving problems, especially computer issues (I work tech).
I speak Latin and Japanese. Both pretty damn well at it if I do say so myself. Ask if you want to hear some. Bene, cum Latine nescias, nolo manus meas in te maculare.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have no idea, since I have never actually met myself, and I don't normally ask people I just meet what they first notice about me. Perhaps if we meet, you can tell me.
I have a knack of telling jokes deadpan.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I should go in order of the question, but meh. Just call me a rebel.

I love music. No two ways about it. My computer is full of it, my phone is filled with it, my head is filled with it. 90gigs on my computer alone.

What kind of music? Basically everything besides country, rap and R&B.
My playlists have things ranging from "Goodbye horses" by Q Lazzarus to "I want candy" By MC Chris. I have a new band that I love, which is The Mountain goats. No children is a kick ass song, IMO.

Right now, I am back in a techno phase. Trance, house you name it.

I will always have a special place in my heart for a few bands though. NIN, Korn, slipknot, godsmack, collide, Garbage, Daft punk, VAST, depeche mode and others, but I feel like I am rambling.

Movies? Yeh, they rock. I have netflix. Its like.... THE best thing ever. What kind of movies? Uh, sci-fi, fantasy, horror, comedies are all for me.

Books? I am a big reader. Asimov, Anthony, Pratchett, anything Warhammer, Adams, the harry potter books just like everyone else, The Wheel of Time series (anyone who reads these has an automatic +5 coolness factor in my book. Yes, I made a pun) and others...

I realize amine is not listed, but I really think a lot of people watch it, so its probably something someone might be interested in. I really am a fan of Death Note. I, like everyone else ever, love L. I also am a huge fan of Attack on Titan, but am a little bummed that it ended and really hope they pick it up for another season.

Food? Food is ok... I guess.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Adult swim
The internet
Spotify (This has changed from pandora simply because its better!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
A lot of things. Work, school, life, the universe, everything.
What happens next. What yellow sounds like. Where love goes. Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Why is there not a shorter word for monosyllabic ?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Depends on the Friday. I could be here or there, in or out. I travel a lot on weekends, so I could be on my way to some fun location like Daytona or Tampa!

Or of course, I could be working. That happens too.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Uh, I actually believe Z-day will happen at some point in my lifetime, and plan accordingly.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you want. If you have something to say, or something to ask. If you have a burning desire to so. If you have dyed hair or piercings. If you are bored. I am honestly interested in just talking with people, so don't hesitate to drop me a mail.

So if you want to talk, just send a message. Even if its just "lolhiz!", although if you do say just lolhiz!, you might not like the reply.

It is disappointing how few people actually respond when I mail them first, so messaging me will almost guarantee you a response. I don't like being rude. From the south, being rude is the worst.