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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 36–55
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My details

Last online
Jun 29
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from two-year college
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, Other (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This is NOT Craigslist... If you are a flake, a person who cannot stick to your word when a date is set, or like to use sorry ass excuses for your lack of consideration.... Read no further, move on to the next profile, grow up, and good luck.

Thank you,
The Management

I'M NOT ON THE A-LIST, IF YOU "LIKE" MY PROFILE, DON'T HIT THE LIKE BUTTON. MESSAGE ME AND JUST SEND "LIKE"... It's pretty much the same thing. I'll message you back if I have a similar interest in you. Thanks dearhearts!

I always hate this part but I will do my best.... I am a Paramedic for a Fire Department here in the SF Bay Area, I've been doing this thankless job for almost 23 years and at times, love it! I'm a divorced dad of two that are what mean everthing to me. Whether or not you have children means nothing but I would expect you to understand the priority. I enjoy spending my time with my friends, and do that as much as is possible, and try to only spend time with those who have the capability of placing a smile on their faces. My musical tastes are varied, from rock-a-billy to 80"s alternative to Amy Winehouse and Mr Cash. I enjoy camping, hunting, and fishing and do my best to get outside as much as I can.... As for the type of woman i'm interested in; you should be a fun free spirit, non-judgemental, sexy (if you think you are, I will feel the same), self sufficiant, strong but soft, and a bucket of unbelievable fun! Kinky is a nice addition! If you describe your body type as "thin" or "athletic", I most likely will not find you attractive but, I have been wrong about that before. I think a woman should have shape and feel soft in my hands. Equally, BBW does not work for me UNLESS, you have a nice shape and carry yourself like you KNOW you are sexy and are comfortable in your skin. The "Unsinkable Molly Brown" was a godess because she was strong and sure of herself! I hope that what I have said does not offend anyone and I look forward to meeting you very soon!!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Deep breath in, deep breath out...repeat until relief of symptoms. One day at a time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
This seems very self serving.... I'm a jack of all trades, master of one. Yes, I meant to say one. Not saying it's sexual, could be, get your mind outta that gutter unless your gonna share the spot!
I'm good at run-on sentences too!

Multiple sarcasms
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The grease in my hair and a nice pomp... then, "how do you drink that much and remain vertical??!!" Answer.... Irish blood and practice!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This section seems rediculous to me but, i do love food!! And love to cook!!

My all time favorite movie would be impossible to declare but, maybe by genre?
Romantic comedy-hands down "Seeking a friend for the end of the world"
Indie-"The way, way back"
Well, I'll have to put more thought into this I guess....
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My kids, my family, my friends, my lucky dirty Penny, a glass of Jameson's on ice after a great meal, and my phone. Is it appropriate to add my Violet Wand and flogger to this list? Remember the kinky part? Heh
Seriously! The kinky part is paramount!

Oh, and Hawaii, the Big Island
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Domino's, not the pizza, how to make to make them tumble. Why the hell do people call 911 for this stuff!!!
Why is forty spelled like that?
Why do I cry everytime I watch the "Blind Side"?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, in an ambulance, trying with all my might to heal the wounds of this world......... No, that's only half true.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Join me for a drink, if you are a good soul...I'll bare it all. Expect the same in return.

I think Meryl Streep is super fucking sexy!!

There is a good chance, if you're fun, that I will accuse you of farting during our date. This is based on odd looks from those seated closest to us.
And if you tell me you have season tickets to the Giants, I may call you an asshole, but mean it in the best sense of the word.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are a real individual, have no hang ups, are openminded, enjoy a smile on your face, enjoy sexual freedom, and enjoy a great conversation with a stranger regardless if it may result in a sexual bit of fun. I go into any date via this site with an open mind, I don't walk in expecting to end up in bed, I walk in expecting to meet someone that interested me enough to meet them in the first place. Then let the night progress as it will.....

If you enjoy a flogging and other kinky pleasures...

I find myself of late wanting a more permanent relationship of the monogamous variety, although that seems like a rare option these days, maybe I'm getting old (haha!)

Oh, and be ok with riding on the back of a Harley, very important.

"If we meet offline, and you look nothing like your pics, you're buying me drinks until you do!"- A wise man said