Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Dating website self-summary profiles are ridiculous, and you know
Here's my own self summary:
Hello, hi, I am dfswitchen. I live in City, having arrived here a
while ago, using a man-made clever contraption used for
transportation at terribly high speeds. I work at Job. Job is nice.
Job might not be what I want to do for the rest of my life, but I
enjoy it a lot, like I enjoy folding cardboard boxes and doing
dishes. When I'm not at Job, I am helping out at the third world
corrugated steel roof factory.
Speaking of things I enjoy, I enjoy a lot of things. I like TV show
a lot, for instance! And also Book! My sign is the Jumping Spider
with an ascendant in Venetian Blinds.
I enjoy breathing, putting one leg in front of the other and
staring at calendars from the year before. I positively love
feeling the intake of air every time I breathe in. I'm not sure I
could live without breathing.
I really like to eat Food. I love NationA food, but occasionally go
for NationB food as well, like Food. Food in general is good
because otherwise I would die of malnutrition, which would be
Like every single person in the face of the planet, I'm not sure
where my life is headed. Sometimes I think of quitting Job and
moving to a heavily wooded area and being employed as a small furry
animal. So far though I am living the dream of being a faceless
meaningless cog in a vast bureaucracy.
I am looking for Woman. She is probably a human being, breathes and
her body is usually in the range of 37 degrees celsius warm.
Here's a closing smiley because I can't think of anything
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Here I shall post a big list of all the movies, shows, music and
food I like. It doesn't matter in the least, however, because
everybody likes the same things, and even if you try and worm in a
funny reference to something I mentioned here you still don't earn
any points with me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Electronic Gadget, which is surgically welded into my wrist
- Part of my body I obviously couldn't sustain life without
(because it is funny, see)
- Person or persons close to me emotionally, if not also
- Old reruns of the Simpsons
- Some boring dumb trite element of nature straight out of Captain
Planet, like the sky, or water
- Foodstuff or Delicacy, perhaps with a witticism for added humor
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
- At a venue or gig of some sort with fellow human beings capable
of communication, gathered therein because of a common purpose, or
- Quietly at home, watching TV Show or reading Book, or maybe even
using Electronic Gadget to surf the internet
- Petting Pet *picture of pet in album*
- Drinking Ovaltine laced with Vodka, giggling to self, emptying
bank account on shoe stores
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You should message me if you're exactly what I want.
Otherwise don't bother at all, especially if it's yet another
invitation to join into your icossome with your eighteen other
Who are you looking for?
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