Healthy-ish after a couple of days where I seriously thought I might be dying.

So... two things stood out tonight. First was the Duke/UNC game, which was just about as good as college basketball can get without a buzzer-beater. I don't even like college basketball, since it's inferior in every conceivable way to the NBA, and it was still great fun to watch. Unless you're a Duke fan.

And seriously... if you're a Duke fan? Go fuck yourself.

When Duke/UNC ended, I was able to witness a less dramatic, and less amusing for that matter, epic as "the guy next to me" tried to wrap up his courtship of "the really drunk blonde."

Worked out for him, I think. They left together. Four hours of banal conversation and bad jokes did the trick. Or maybe it was the booze. I guess I should give the guy some props. He was relentless in his focus. I suppose I should be trying the same shit.

You know, this is probably a failing on my part, and probably a significant explanation for why it is that I'm currently single, but frankly? I don't have the patience for that kind of bullshit.