Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I don't believe in taking one's self too seriously, so I enjoy
joking with/about others/me. My sense of humor is rather broad,
ranging rom the worst puns (What do they do with chemists after
they die? Barium) to taboo/inappropriate jokes (i.e. what do you
[removed by censor]).
Originally, I'm from the Chicago suburbs and will be moving back to
northern Illinois after eight years in Des Moines, Omaha, and
Traveling is one of my biggest interests, and I hope to do so
extensively throughout my life. I love the history and food of
Europe, but would like to visit each continent at least once (well,
maybe not Antarctica, but I think it would be a good
I completed my Doctor of Pharmacy degree at Drake University and a
post-grad residency year in Omaha. Currently, I finishing up my
second year residency, specializing in psychiatric pharmacy. This
July, I'll be starting as a clinical psychiatric pharmacist at a
local Rockford hospital. Part of the job is being a good listener,
since pretty much all psychiatric symptoms are reported by the
patient. There's really no blood test for schizophrenia, so
diagnoses are made based on what the patient says, and man, do they
say some interesting things.
What I’m doing with my life
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Studying psychotropic drugs, but not in the way your college
I’m really good at
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Keeping things light
Sarcasm and dad jokes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - lots, especially those by Kurt Vonnegut
Catch-22, The Lord of the Rings, The Book of Basketball, The
Catcher in the Rye, Cryptonomicon, all the published books in "A
Song of Ice and Fire" series
Movies - Role Models, Anchorman, The Hangover, Tropic Thunder,
Blazing Saddles, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Departed, The
Shows - Archer, Top Gear, How I Met Your Mother, 30 Rock
Food - Sushi, Pizza, Thai, BBQ
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
6) Peter Dinklage as Tyrion Lannister
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Drugs (as I am a pharmacist), wise-cracks, how to accrue enough
vacation to tour Europe, my next car
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Still planning my weekend
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm pretty much an open book; honesty is rather important.
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