28 Rockford, IL
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My self-summary
I don't believe in taking one's self too seriously, so I enjoy joking with/about others/me. My sense of humor is rather broad, ranging rom the worst puns (What do they do with chemists after they die? Barium) to taboo/inappropriate jokes (i.e. what do you [removed by censor]).

Originally, I'm from the Chicago suburbs and will be moving back to northern Illinois after eight years in Des Moines, Omaha, and Austin.

Traveling is one of my biggest interests, and I hope to do so extensively throughout my life. I love the history and food of Europe, but would like to visit each continent at least once (well, maybe not Antarctica, but I think it would be a good adventure).

I completed my Doctor of Pharmacy degree at Drake University and a post-grad residency year in Omaha. Currently, I finishing up my second year residency, specializing in psychiatric pharmacy. This July, I'll be starting as a clinical psychiatric pharmacist at a local Rockford hospital. Part of the job is being a good listener, since pretty much all psychiatric symptoms are reported by the patient. There's really no blood test for schizophrenia, so diagnoses are made based on what the patient says, and man, do they say some interesting things.
What I’m doing with my life
Studying psychotropic drugs, but not in the way your college friends were
I’m really good at
Keeping things light
Useless trivia
Sarcasm and dad jokes
The first things people usually notice about me
Blue Eyes
Sense of humor
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - lots, especially those by Kurt Vonnegut
Catch-22, The Lord of the Rings, The Book of Basketball, The Catcher in the Rye, Cryptonomicon, all the published books in "A Song of Ice and Fire" series

Movies - Role Models, Anchorman, The Hangover, Tropic Thunder, Blazing Saddles, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Departed, The Godfather

Shows - Archer, Top Gear, How I Met Your Mother, 30 Rock

Food - Sushi, Pizza, Thai, BBQ
The six things I could never do without
1) Air
2) Water
3) Food
4) Sleep
5) Jokes
6) Peter Dinklage as Tyrion Lannister
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Drugs (as I am a pharmacist), wise-cracks, how to accrue enough vacation to tour Europe, my next car
On a typical Friday night I am
Still planning my weekend
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm pretty much an open book; honesty is rather important.
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