25 Grand Rapids, MI
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My self-summary
Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich! Malkovich, Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich.
What I’m doing with my life
Thinking about graduate programs. Sipping on cheap booze, eating cheese.
I’m really good at
Knowing pointless garbage
Keeping my ketchup out of the refrigerator.
Laying Still
The first things people usually notice about me
How much I don't look like Danny DeVito
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: 1984, House of Leaves, Wuthering Heights, The Long Ships, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle, Norwegian Wood, 2001 Nights, Hyperion, Infinite Jest, 2666, Snow Crash, Song of Ice and Fire, trashy fantasy and sci-fi books and mucho mas.

Movies: http://www.letterboxd.com/clockwork0/

Music: This trash
The six things I could never do without
Old timey grave robbers
Cold War Espionage
Willem Dafoe

David Bowie
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Raccoons and how Arsenal are going to fuck up another season.
On a typical Friday night I am
don't worry about it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I think...wait, I know kittens are amazing but cats are assholes.
You should message me if
You only like songs with steel drums