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diabolik_

23 M Grand Rapids, MI

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:16am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Vegetarian
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Urdu (Fluently), Ancient Greek (Fluently), LISP (Fluently), Tagalog (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich! Malkovich, Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich.
What I’m doing with my life
Getting my B.A. and B.S. in Clinical Psychology from Grand Valley State University and trying not to think about graduate programs. Sipping on cheap booze, eating cheese.
I’m really good at
Pointless pop culture trivia
Keeping my ketchup out of the refrigerator.
Naps
Sleeping
Resting
Laying Still
The first things people usually notice about me
How much I don't look like Danny DeVito
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: 1984, House of Leaves, Wuthering Heights, The Long Ships, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle, Norwegian Wood, 2001 Nights, Hyperion, Infinite Jest, 2666, Snow Crash, Song of Ice and Fire, trashy fantasy and sci-fi books and mucho mas.

Movies: A Clockwork Orange, Danger Diabolik, Funeral Parade of Roses, House, 8 1/2, Battle Royale, Happiness, Troma films, Tree of Life, Castaway on the Moon, Dr. Strangelove, The Warriors, Some Like It Hot, Gosford Park, The Lives of Others, Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance, Sympathy for Lady Vengeance, Paris J'Taime, Eraserhead, Re-Animator, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Labyrinth, Cloverfield, Paprika, Tokyo Godfathers, Run Lola Run

Shows: Wrasslin! (NJPW, PWG, DDT, WWE, Shimmer, NXT etc.) Doctor Who, Twin Peaks, Twilight Zone, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Carnivàle, X-Files, Mad Men, Kenny vs. Spenny, The Wire, Star Trek (in all forms not named Voyager) Skins UK, Avatar the Last Airbender, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Regular Show, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, The Mighty Boosh, Children's Hospital.

Video Games- Metal Gear Solid, Dota 2, Nier, FTL, Dear Esther, Pokemon, Animal Crossing, 999, Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy IV, Vagrant Story, Quake 3 etc. etc. etc.

Music: This garbage
http://www.last.fm/user/DrManhattan85
The six things I could never do without
Netflix
Tea
Gummy Bears
Netflix
Music
Books
Space

That's 7, but it is my profile so I can list however many things I would like

David Bowie :3
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I think...wait, I know kittens are amazing but cats are assholes.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 20–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You're Aubrey Plaza, wanna yak about Wrasslin or Anime or you have cool shit in Animal Crossing or Pokemon and like pizza a lot.