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dialitec

24 Clay, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–22
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 30
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.86m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I’m a modern man, a man for the millennium, digital and smoke-free, a diversified multi-cultural post-modern deconstructionist, politcally, anatomically, and ecologically incorrect.

I’ve been uplinked and downloaded, I’ve been inputed and outsourced, I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading. I’m a high-tech lowlife, a state-of-the-art bi-coastal multitasker, and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond.

I’m new wave, but I’m old school, and my inner child is outward bound. I’m a hot-wired, heat-seeking, warm-hearted cool customer, voice-activated and biodegradeble. I interface with my database, and my database is in cyberspace, so I’m interactive, I’m hyperactive, and from time to time, I’m radioactive.

Behind the 8-ball, ahead of the curve, riding the wave, dodging the bullet, pushing the envelope. I’m on point, on task, on message, and off drugs. I got no need for coke and speed. I have no urge to binge and purge. I’m in the moment, on the edge, over the top, but under the radar. A high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistics missionary. A street-wise smart bomb, a top-gun bottom-feeder.

I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps, I run victory laps. I’m a totally ongoing bigfoot slamdunk rainmaker with a proactive outreach. A raging workaholic, a working rageaholic, out of rehab and in denial. I got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant, and a personal agenda. You can’t shut me up, you can’t dumb me down, ’cause I’m tireless, and I’m wireless. I’m an alpha male on beta blockers.

I’m a non-believer and an overachiever, laid back, but fashion forward, up front, down home, low rent, high maintenance; super size, long lasting, high definition, fast acting, oven ready, and built to last. I’m a hands-on, footloose, kneejerk headcase, prematurly post-traumatic, and I have a love child who sends me hate mail.

But I’m feeling, I’m caring, I’m healing, I’m sharing, a supportive, bonding, nurturing, primary caregiver. My output is down, but my income is up. I take a short position on a long bond, and my revenue stream has its own cash flow. I read junk mail, I eat junk food, I buy junk bonds, I watch trash sports. I’m gender specific, capital intensive, user friendly, and lactose intolerant.

I like rough sex, I like tough love, I use the F-word in my e-mails, and the software on my hard drive is hardcore, no soft porn. I bought a microwave at a minimall, I bought a minivan at a megastore, I eat fast food in the slow lane. I’m tollfree, bite size, ready to wear, and I come in all sizes. A fully equipped, factory authorized, hospital tested, clinically proven, scientifically formulated medical miracle.

I’ve been prewashed, precooked, preheated, prescreened, preapproved, postdated, freeze dried, double wrapped, vacuum packed, and I have an unlimited broadband capacity. I’m a rude dude, but I’m the real deal, lean and mean, cocked, locked, and ready to rock; rough, tough, and hard to bluff. I take it slow, I go with the flow, I ride with the tide, I got glide in my stride. Drivin’ and movin’, sailin’ and spinin’, jivin’ and groovin’, wailin’ and winnin’. I don’t snooze, so I don’t lose. I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road. I party hardy, and lunch time is crunch time. I’m hangin’ in, there ain’t no doubt, and I’m hangin’ tough, over and out.”
*If you know where this is from, awesome*
What I’m doing with my life
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right now im working as a mechanic and trying to achieve a dream of mine
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Figuring out how things work (hence why Im a mechanic) making peopel laugh... Being a goof.. Video games... Being single for incredibly long periods of time...
The first things people usually notice about me
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My height??
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Ive read most Michael Crichton's books, incredible writer by the way....

Movies: Step Brothers, ANY Jim Carrey movie, The Crow, V for Vendetta, ANY Chris Farley movie, Law Abiding Citizen, Miss March, Paul, The Other Guys.... All kinds of horror and suspence movies of which there are waaay to many to list here....

Shows: Law and Order, CSI, 4x4, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Robot Chicken, Whitest Kids you know, Tosh.0, South Park, I enjoy watching stuff on the history channel, Its always sunny in Philidelphia, and tons of other shows...

Music: Heavy Metal/Rock/Power Metal
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends
air?
Computer
My sence of humor
Family
Money??
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where Im gonna be in the future and how Im gonna get there...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Home watching a movie, hanging with friends or working out...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
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