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27 F Houston, TX

My Details

Last Online
Aug 29
Hispanic / Latin, White
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I suppose I can summarize my life in a series of unrelated narratives:

When i was about 4 or 5 i created my own language, Maronkan, and claimed that I came from the planet Maronka (muh-rone-kuh). When I was angry, i would curse at them in my own language, satisfied that they had absolutely no idea what the hell i was saying to them.

I was that kid in elementary school who would race to the front of the class to turn in my test before everyone else. One boy, Martin Ku, used to challenge me, which was NOT okay. I "shot" him dead in the playground while playing cowboys and indians. i remember he started crying and just sat there in the grass for the rest of recess like that. I'm probably way more scarred by the experience than he is.

I lost the spelling bee on the word gorilla. apparently, it's not gorrilla.

i smoked my first cigarette when i was 13. i soon learned that exhaling into a paper bag does not hide the smell.

i'm a much kinder person now that i have grown up.

I've been a vegetarian for 3 years now, and it's changed my life in such an amazing way. I cook vegan meals all the time (the more extravagant the better)! Veganomicon has become my bible. I hate that when you tell someone that the food they are about to consume is vegan they assume it's inedible. Try it, you'll like it! I make a mean lasagna, and an even meaner tofu breakfast taco. come on over, i'll cook you dinner!

I'm half Cuban, half German. It's an interesting combination. Some people attribute my absurd outbursts and pointless rants to my heritage. Whatever works.

I love vintage shopping, and coffee. both of them together equal the best day ever.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I spend my days dressing mannequins, painting, building fixtures, and risking my life on improperly used ladders. I spend my nights wasting paper, ink, and paint.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'd like to think I'm good at sewing, writing, and existing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm sort of a wallflower around a lot of strangers. And I'm sort of an extrovert in small gatherings. (depends on when you meet me?)

perhaps the nose ring? or my wild curly hair that tends to do its own thing, with a big bow to top it off.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Elliott Smith, Beck, The Cure, Sonic Youth, Joy Division, The Smiths, Echo and the Bunnymen, Pavement, Mountain Goats, The Magnetic Fields, The Brian Jonestown Massacre, Quasi, Stars, Conor Oberst, Electrelane, Yeasayer

Lost, skins (the original), Weeds, mad men.

Anything by palahnuik, plath, sexton, or bukowski
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. an infinite playlist of my favorite music
2. Marlboro Menthol Light 100s (or Lucky Strikes)
3. Diet Coke
4. The Bell Jar
5. Watercolor attempts at art
6. My typewriter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how to stop thinking so much.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching a movie at home, hanging out with my best friend tic tac. She's my cat. I'm not exaggerating when I say she's the coolest cat ever. She loves carrots and enchiladas.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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this is the internet. nothing is private
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like girls
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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you are looking for a friend, someone to talk with, grab coffee with, shop with, or listen to records with