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32 F London, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:45am
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Has a kid, but doesn’t want more
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
The essentials: Poly. Parent. Pervert.

*just joined, new poly/alternative relationships social network with forums, do join in the fun if you think it's for you!*

I live in Northampton, but sometimes change my location to Birmingham or London as I am there quite regularly and Northampton has very limited options for someone like me on here.

Also: Silly. Swimming. Science nut.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to improve it. Trying to be a good parent. Reminding myself to find joy in the little things. Crowd funding a communal hot tub.

Learning stuff. For example, recently I learned that I like mochi balls, but they're not worth the extortionate price. I also learned about preserving lemons and that I can now do 500 reps with the weights in one session. My arms learned new ways to ache.

Looking forward to taking on some conservation and ecology work and getting back into swimming and training as soon as I am back on my feet. Hoping to do my first swim event later in the year, probably the great London swim, then lake Windermere next year.

Trying ALL of the gins.

I'd like to be an entomologist one day.
I’m really good at
Changing my mind, but also being decisive. Talking absolute crap after a few pints of ale or glasses of red.

Processing stuff pretty quickly. Being a coper. Adapt or die.

Cooking stuff. Apparently my lime curd is my biggest success recently as people are begging me for jars of it.

I also think I am OK at taking pictures.
The first things people usually notice about me
Recently someone I met off here for the first time said "Hair and smile". So there. (I did say he wasn't allowed to say boobs though, and yes, that means you're not allowed either).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
In lieu of a proper list have some of my favourite prose instead:

"He who binds to himself a joy
Does the wingéd life destroy;
But he who kisses the joy as it flies
Lives in eternity’s sunrise."
- William Blake

"The cow is of a bovine ilk,
One end moo, the other milk."
- Ogden Nash

“Someone I loved once gave me a box full of darkness. It took me years to understand that this too, was a gift.”
― Mary Oliver

Tastebuds/ : diamondflamer
The six things I could never do without
Independence, laughter, public transport, the internet, insects, reliable contraception.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Do we really want to go down that rabbit hole?
On a typical Friday night I am
Enjoying an adult beverage either at home or somewhere more interesting if I don't have to be a responsible parent.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I recently hired a personal trainer to help me improve my fitness levels (I am not trying to lose my curves though, I am quite attached to them). I don't hate it as much as I thought I would. Sometimes Neighbours makes me cry.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 28–55
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You have a silly joke to share. I collect them. You want to go for a pint of ale sometime. You want someone to go take pictures of creatures and stuff with.

I am not interested in meaningless hook ups, but I am also not serious relationship and cohabiting material either. I would like to forge meaningful connections with interesting people. If the best you can come up with is "hi how r u" or you send me something offensive then you'll just end up as one more contribution to my red rating. This makes me sad. Please don't be put off by it though if you would genuinely like to get to know me. :)