Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Someone told me recently that I'm a "catch" because I have a car
and I don't live with my parents. As lame as that sounds, it has
been seconded again and again. Where are people's standards? Well
if that isn't impressive enough I also have zero kids, zero failed
marriages, and zero STDs! Woot! Plus I'm smart, funny, quirky
(cause that's all the rage these days), and better looking in
person than my pictures give me credit for. I have a fantastic
aesthetic sense; I'm unabashedly into fruity things like art and
and music and theater and film. I am a sucker for almost any
musical. Shockingly though, I'm not gay! I also spend a lot of time
being a dude: building stuff, fixing things, working on
motorcycles, utilizing my monkey brain. So, Surprise! I'm still
straight! It's all about balance. I try to force my mind open as
far as it will go at all times and learn about the most obscure
things that make the world such an interesting place to spend my
time. I'm a very contemplative person who spends a lot of time
traversing the abyss of the inner mind. If you would rather talk
about quantum theory or the situation in North Korea instead of
what a Kardashian is up to then we would probably get along. That's
not to say I need to be serious or deep all the time. It's fun just
having fun. But like I said before...Balance.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Remodeling my house.
Playing with motorcycles and bicycles.
Re-learning bass guitar after a 10 year hiatus.
I just signed up for a Tough Mudder race. I have exactly 3 months
to prepare from scratch. Lets see how I do!
Trying to find things that make me learn or laugh. (Both would be
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Thinking, writing, playing devil's advocate, making obscure
references to old comedy shows or music, making things, making
broken things work, making jokes, making...out..., making people
feel better about themselves, making people feel less ok with the
world, being hyperanalytical, verbosity, and and learning (so I can
be good at other things you wish I were good at).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm quite tall.
Also you would be shocked how often I get asked if I "get my
eyebrow/lashes done". Sorry but no, they are just naturally that
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music: Between the Buried and Me, Opeth, Counting Crows, Jurassic
5, Testament, Dilated Peoples, The Faceless, Queen, Rush,
Testament, Bjork, The Wallflowers, They Might be Giants, Havok,
Florence and the Machine, Weird Al. Just to name a few of the
hundreds (thousands?). If it's prog I'm in. Remember CDs? I have a
couple thousand, so I am sure we have a few bands in common.
Yes, I like books and movies and video games and podcasts and all
that stuff. I don't have time to list them all out, and you don't
have time to read them. I could literally make this section pages
long. I am sure we have similar favorite stuff.
I'm an enormous comedy fan. I watch stand-up like most people watch
The Kids in the Hall is the greatest show ever. I will accept all
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
How about 6 things I will never give up?
Banana peppers on pizza
My robot butler
Two wheeled toys
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think everything moves in waves, from the frequency of light to
the frequency of human experiences. Perhaps I've revealed too
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with friends or fixing up my house.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have some intention of eventually meeting in real life.
You want to have the kinds of conversations where someone learns
something new...or shoots milk out of their nose.
You have pretty hair.
You like smart, funny, relatively decent-looking guys who have
reasonably good manners and a mildly offense sense of humor.
You're a chef in the bedroom and a whore in the kitchen.
You get jokes.
For cereal though, it would just be nice to meet a decent
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