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32 Winchester, VA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–35
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:38am
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from high school
More than $1,000,000
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Someone told me recently that I'm a "catch" because I have a car and I don't live with my parents. As lame as that sounds, it has been seconded again and again. Where are people's standards? Well if that isn't impressive enough I also have zero kids, zero failed marriages, and zero STDs! Woot! Plus I'm smart, funny, quirky (cause that's all the rage these days), and better looking in person than my pictures give me credit for. I have a fantastic aesthetic sense; I'm unabashedly into fruity things like art and and music and theater and film. I am a sucker for almost any musical. Shockingly though, I'm not gay! I also spend a lot of time being a dude: building stuff, fixing things, working on motorcycles, utilizing my monkey brain. So, Surprise! I'm still straight! It's all about balance. I try to force my mind open as far as it will go at all times and learn about the most obscure things that make the world such an interesting place to spend my time. I'm a very contemplative person who spends a lot of time traversing the abyss of the inner mind. If you would rather talk about quantum theory or the situation in North Korea instead of what a Kardashian is up to then we would probably get along. That's not to say I need to be serious or deep all the time. It's fun just having fun. But like I said before...Balance.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
"The robot".
Remodeling my house.
Playing with motorcycles and bicycles.
Re-learning bass guitar after a 10 year hiatus.
I just signed up for a Tough Mudder race. I have exactly 3 months to prepare from scratch. Lets see how I do!
Trying to find things that make me learn or laugh. (Both would be ideal)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Thinking, writing, playing devil's advocate, making obscure references to old comedy shows or music, making things, making broken things work, making jokes, making...out..., making people feel better about themselves, making people feel less ok with the world, being hyperanalytical, verbosity, and and learning (so I can be good at other things you wish I were good at).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm quite tall.

Also you would be shocked how often I get asked if I "get my eyebrow/lashes done". Sorry but no, they are just naturally that good.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music: Between the Buried and Me, Opeth, Counting Crows, Jurassic 5, Testament, Dilated Peoples, The Faceless, Queen, Rush, Testament, Bjork, The Wallflowers, They Might be Giants, Havok, Florence and the Machine, Weird Al. Just to name a few of the hundreds (thousands?). If it's prog I'm in. Remember CDs? I have a couple thousand, so I am sure we have a few bands in common.

Yes, I like books and movies and video games and podcasts and all that stuff. I don't have time to list them all out, and you don't have time to read them. I could literally make this section pages long. I am sure we have similar favorite stuff.

I'm an enormous comedy fan. I watch stand-up like most people watch sports.

The Kids in the Hall is the greatest show ever. I will accept all challengers.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
How about 6 things I will never give up?
Banana peppers on pizza
The internet
My robot butler
Two wheeled toys
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think everything moves in waves, from the frequency of light to the frequency of human experiences. Perhaps I've revealed too much...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with friends or fixing up my house.

...or sleeping.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My car has a dorsal fin.
You should message me if
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You have some intention of eventually meeting in real life.
You want to have the kinds of conversations where someone learns something new...or shoots milk out of their nose.
You have pretty hair.
You like smart, funny, relatively decent-looking guys who have reasonably good manners and a mildly offense sense of humor.
You're a chef in the bedroom and a whore in the kitchen. Err...
You get jokes.
For cereal though, it would just be nice to meet a decent like-minded person.